Grief

Grief Jokes

Ash

I've had conversations with many people. Some of them were drier than my dad's ashes.

Orphan

Me: Are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?

Me: Where's your parents?

Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?

Me: Because it has a home button.

Funeral

About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."

Funeral

When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?

Alphaville - "Forever Young."

Funeral

Imagine saying "my bad" instead of "sorry for your loss" at a funeral.

Glass

Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.

Wife

Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"

Miscarriage

When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,

So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"

Funeral

Do you know that “I’m sorry” and “I apologize” usually mean the same thing?

Except at a funeral.

Funeral

Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week?

Everyone was furious, but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”

Orphan

How to make an orphan die?

Tell them to yell until their folks come home.

Dad

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Your dad.

But my dad's dead.

I know, just reminding you!

Email

A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain.

The email reads: "Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything [is] prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here!"

Air

What’s the difference between milk and the air?

At least the air will always be there for me.

Bullying

One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.

The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.