Greeting jokes

Hi, my name is Crappy. I like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!

What does a polite mouse say?

"Cheese and thank you."

Hi, I'm new here.

Have a good summer!

Hi? Bye.

Good morning!

Hi guys, I just found this website. I got emailed by joshisboss or something. Have a great day! 👍

How do rappers greet each other?

With a "Mic check, one-two."

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Tank.

Tank who?

You're welcome.

To anyone who wants to be my friend:

Hello.

Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!

Alex <3

Hi Manuel.

What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?

"Oasis!" (Oh, hey sis!)

Hi Bradyeeeeeeee!

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, it just waved. This was the worst joke ever.

What did the butcher say to the pig?

Nice to meat you.

Sup?

Hi, how are you doing today?

Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi.

Hello everyone, have a great day and be positive!

You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?

Other: What's snoo?

You: Not much, how 'bout you?