I got to work.
Ben: Oh no, my boss is here. I hate my job and I'm terrified of my boss.
Ben: Uh, hey, hey Mr. Boss.
Boss: Have a nice day.
Ben: Ok, bye!
Boss:??
Yurrrrrrr?
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
It's ice to see you.
Bharat
Palabhai
Majama.
Hey, how is everyone today? Cause I am feeling great!
Hey D.K., how are you? :)
Love you!
Yooo, D.K. here!
I’m back, bitches!
Hey, Alya.
What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
Yo wsp?
Hoi!
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"
Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
