Greeting jokes
What did the priest say to the Muslim? Wazza!
Why did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud."
Good night.
How does a lady with stage 3 cancer introduce herself?
"Hey y'all, I'm Diane."
Maybe the ocean is salty because the land never waves back.
Happy New Year!
How does the sea say hello?
It WAVES you.
SEA what I did there?
I'm SHORE you saw it.
Don't be SALTY!
What did the guy with two hands say to the guy with one hand?
"Hi-five!"
Is it okay to say "nice to meat you" to a vegan?
Hi Andrew, this is Nick.
Hi, how are you? Are you good?
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
How ISS greets their friend.
"You the BOMB!"
What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish store?
"Hello Ladies!"
Hello everyone, have a great day and be positive!
Hi, I'm Hi.
What does the ocean do to its friends?
It waves.
(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)
What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
Good Morning Everyone, have a good and positive day!