Greeting jokes

1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.

2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!

3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.

4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.

5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.

Good Morning! Have a Great Day!

#Ijustwokeup

Good night.

How does a lady with stage 3 cancer introduce herself?

"Hey y'all, I'm Diane."

Maybe the ocean is salty because the land never waves back.

What did the guy with two hands say to the guy with one hand?

"Hi-five!"

Hi Andrew, this is Nick.

Is it okay to say "nice to meat you" to a vegan?

Hi, how are you? Are you good?

Dad, I'm hungry.

Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰

How ISS greets their friend.

"You the BOMB!"

What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish store?

"Hello Ladies!"

Hi, I'm Hi.

Hello everyone, have a great day and be positive!

How does the sea say hello?

It WAVES you.

SEA what I did there?

I'm SHORE you saw it.

Don't be SALTY!

What does the ocean do to its friends?

It waves.

(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)

What's up, bitches? Miss me?

Sup?

How do rappers greet each other?

With a "Mic check, one-two."

What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)