Greeting jokes

Good night.

Maybe the ocean is salty because the land never waves back.

How does a lady with stage 3 cancer introduce herself?

"Hey y'all, I'm Diane."

What did the guy with two hands say to the guy with one hand?

"Hi-five!"

Hi Andrew, this is Nick.

Is it okay to say "nice to meat you" to a vegan?

Hi, how are you? Are you good?

Dad, I'm hungry.

Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰

How ISS greets their friend.

"You the BOMB!"

What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish store?

"Hello Ladies!"

How does the sea say hello?

It WAVES you.

SEA what I did there?

I'm SHORE you saw it.

Don't be SALTY!

Hello everyone, have a great day and be positive!

Hi, I'm Hi.

What does the ocean do to its friends?

It waves.

(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)

What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)

Good Morning Everyone, have a good and positive day!

An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:

"UNKNOWN"

Hey Qwen, it's me.

What did the beach say when the tide came in?

"Long time no sea."

Good day tomorrow, and what day are they still good today? Good time. Love day! A great night time and...