Maybe the ocean is salty because the land never waves back.
Greeting Jokes
How does a lady with stage 3 cancer introduce herself?
"Hey y'all, I'm Diane."
What did the guy with two hands say to the guy with one hand?
"Hi-five!"
Is it okay to say "nice to meat you" to a vegan?
Hi Andrew, this is Nick.
Hi, how are you? Are you good?
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
How ISS greets their friend.
"You the BOMB!"
What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish store?
"Hello Ladies!"
Hello everyone, have a great day and be positive!
How does the sea say hello?
It WAVES you.
SEA what I did there?
I'm SHORE you saw it.
Don't be SALTY!
Hi, I'm Hi.
Good Morning Everyone, have a good and positive day!
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)
Hey Qwen, it's me.
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
"Long time no sea."
Why is the beach friendly?
Because it waves!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
What's up, bitches? Miss me?
