Greeting jokes
To all the children on this website, hello!!!!! Hey!!!! How is life treating you?
(BTW I'm a kid, too. I'm Hayley, and I'm turning 13. My B-day is 10/08/2008.)
Hi, how are you? Are you good?
"Johnny, why wave?"
"Hi, Goo!"
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.
What did Santa say to the rain? Go away!
What did the cookie say to the milk?
What’s up duud?
Q: What did one koala say to the other? A: How's it hanging? 😂
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved. I hate my life.
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
Hi huuuuuy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
How did the cheetah greet other animals?
Cheetah: "Nice to eat you."
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
A man with a drum.
"Well, tell him to beat it!"
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
What did the cow say every morning?
Good moorning!
Hey Sandy.
What did the balls say to the dick?
Hey dick, how's it hanging?
My mind was blown when I saw all the people waving at me.
-JFK
Why is the sea salty?
Because the land never waves back.
Hi. I am Joe.