Greeting jokes

Hey Qwen, it's me.

What did the beach say when the tide came in?

"Long time no sea."

What's up, bitches? Miss me?

How do rappers greet each other?

With a "Mic check, one-two."

Good day tomorrow, and what day are they still good today? Good time. Love day! A great night time and...

Why is the beach friendly?

Because it waves!

Sup?

Hello there, have a good day!

Biden: See you later, alligator!

Alligator: In a while, pedophile.

X: Morning, sunshine!

Y: Oh, yeah. 30 minutes more.

To all the children on this website, hello!!!!! Hey!!!! How is life treating you?

(BTW I'm a kid, too. I'm Hayley, and I'm turning 13. My B-day is 10/08/2008.)

An old lady walks into an ice cream store. A clerk greets her and says, "What will it be today, ma'am? We have every flavor you can imagine." The old lady says, "Well, I guess I'd like a quart of chocolate ice cream." The clerk says, "Sorry, ma'am, we're out of chocolate today. Any other flavor we'll have." "Ok," she replies, "Why don't you just give me a pint of chocolate ice cream?" The clerk says a little louder in case she's hard of hearing, "Sorry, ma'am, but we're fresh out of chocolate ice cream." The old lady says, "Oh, ok. Why don't you just get me a cone with one scoop of chocolate ice cream?"

Finally, totally exasperated, the clerk says, "Wait a minute, lady. Can you spell 'Van' as in vanilla?" "Why of course, young man," she says, "V-A-N." "Right," the clerk says, "Can you spell 'Straw' as in strawberry?" "Well of course, 'Straw'," she replied. "Ok, then," he says, "Now spell 'Fuck' as in chocolate." She says, "There's no 'Fuck' in chocolate." He says, "That's what I've been trying to tell you... THERE'S NO FUCKING CHOCOLATE!!!"

Flip 1134 over on a calculator.

Happy holidays!

What did the other wave say to the other wave?

"Nothing, they just waved!"

What kind of tree can you High-Five?

A palm tree.

Sup guys, how are you?

What did the water say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved!

Hi Jake!

Hi Manuel.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Cold.

Cold who?

"It is cold out here!"