Hi, I am back! Tell me what's happening?
In a bowl of golden delight, I savored each bite so bright, The potato salad, oh so fine, Left me feeling oh so divine.
The diced potatoes, oh so neat, In a dressing so cool and sweet, With onions and eggs, a treat, My taste buds did dance and greet.
The mayonnaise, a creamy dream, With mustard's zesty scheme, Together they did blend so well, My senses did take a spell.
The herbs, a fragrant delight, Added flavor with their might, Parsley and dill, a perfect pair, In this salad beyond compare.
So here's to the potato salad, A culinary work of art, That left me full and satisfied, And in my heart, a special part.
Hi huuuuuy.
What does the ocean do to its friends?
It waves.
(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
Hi meccool.
Hey Danda, :^, Alex, Dangggg, Alya Kuhl, Jessica, Samantha, and Ariana!
You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?
Other: What's snoo?
You: Not much, how 'bout you?
Heyyyyyy!
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
Hi, Charlie, is your friend?
What did the teacher say to the student?
Orange you glad to see me?
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
How did the guy greet his wife?
"Howdy, sister!"
Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.
Why was the sea so friendly? Because it gave a little wave.
What did the ankle say to the doorman?
You are a nonsense.
Hey Max, what's up? The sky.
What did the knight say when he went to bed?
"Good Knight!" lul
