Greeting jokes

Merry Christmas, my fellow hoes!

Yo wsp?

Hi, how are you doing today?

What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."

What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)

What did the butcher say to the pig?

Nice to meat you.

I'm so lonely, even the alphabet says "Hi."

JK.

Hi, my name is Jeff.

When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window, and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.

Hi.

Hi hi hug hi huh hi hi.

What did the other wave say to the other wave?

"Nothing, they just waved!"

This is the true worst joke ever:

What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?

Hi!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Fuck.

Fuck who?

Fuck off!

Hola Jackie :^

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Tank.

Tank who?

You're welcome.

Hi Mom, how are you doing?

Hi, bye.

Hi Andrew, this is Nick.

Good day tomorrow, and what day are they still good today? Good time. Love day! A great night time and...

What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!