Greeting jokes
Clarissa is here with us.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
A man with a drum.
"Well, tell him to beat it!"
Knock knock. Who's there? Ach. Ach who? Bless you!
Hi, Larry.
Bye, Larry.
What did the cow say every morning?
Good moorning!
Happy New Year!
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
I hate my life.
"Namaste, 6 feet away, or I'll blow you away with this AK!"
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
What did the shoes say to the pants?
"SUP, BRITCHES!"
Hi. Hhhh yrddd.
"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"
Hi Mom, how are you doing?
What did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud!"
Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?
Hello, everyone, how is your day today?
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce in.
Lettuce in who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
Good night.
Good Morning! Have a Great Day!
#Ijustwokeup