Hi Andrew, this is Nick.
How ISS greets their friend.
"You the BOMB!"
How does the sea say hello?
It WAVES you.
SEA what I did there?
I'm SHORE you saw it.
Don't be SALTY!
Biden: See you later, alligator!
Alligator: In a while, pedophile.
Hey Qwen, it's me.
Good Morning Everyone, have a good and positive day!
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
Sup?
Why is the beach friendly?
Because it waves!
What's up, bitches? Miss me?
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
Hello there, have a good day!
X: Morning, sunshine!
Y: Oh, yeah. 30 minutes more.
To all the children on this website, hello!!!!! Hey!!!! How is life treating you?
(BTW I'm a kid, too. I'm Hayley, and I'm turning 13. My B-day is 10/08/2008.)
An old lady walks into an ice cream store. A clerk greets her and says, "What will it be today, ma'am? We have every flavor you can imagine." The old lady says, "Well, I guess I'd like a quart of chocolate ice cream." The clerk says, "Sorry, ma'am, we're out of chocolate today. Any other flavor we'll have." "Ok," she replies, "Why don't you just give me a pint of chocolate ice cream?" The clerk says a little louder in case she's hard of hearing, "Sorry, ma'am, but we're fresh out of chocolate ice cream." The old lady says, "Oh, ok. Why don't you just get me a cone with one scoop of chocolate ice cream?"
Finally, totally exasperated, the clerk says, "Wait a minute, lady. Can you spell 'Van' as in vanilla?" "Why of course, young man," she says, "V-A-N." "Right," the clerk says, "Can you spell 'Straw' as in strawberry?" "Well of course, 'Straw'," she replied. "Ok, then," he says, "Now spell 'Fuck' as in chocolate." She says, "There's no 'Fuck' in chocolate." He says, "That's what I've been trying to tell you... THERE'S NO FUCKING CHOCOLATE!!!"
Flip 1134 over on a calculator.
Happy holidays!
What did the water say to the cup?
"Good day!"
How do rappers greet each other?
With a HIGH FIVE and a MIC DROP
Hi Sean!
FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFDLLLUFF
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
