Greeting jokes
Hello explain bear my love 💕💕
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
What do gay horses eat?
Hayyyyy!
What do you call a midget that waves at you?
A microwave.
What did the cow say every morning?
Good moorning!
"Namaste, 6 feet away, or I'll blow you away with this AK!"
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
What did the shoes say to the pants?
"SUP, BRITCHES!"
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
I hate my life.
Hello, everyone, how is your day today?
Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
What did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
Hi. Hhhh yrddd.
Hi Mom, how are you doing?
"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce in.
Lettuce in who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
Good Morning! Have a Great Day!
#Ijustwokeup
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.