Greeting jokes
What do you call a midget that waves at you?
A microwave.
What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wa sa Bee.
What did the cow say every morning?
Good moorning!
What did the shoes say to the pants?
"SUP, BRITCHES!"
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
I hate my life.
Memes
Happy New Year!
"Namaste, 6 feet away, or I'll blow you away with this AK!"
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
What did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud!"
Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?
Hello, everyone, how is your day today?
Hi Mom, how are you doing?
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce in.
Lettuce in who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"
Hi. Hhhh yrddd.
Why did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud."
What did the priest say to the Muslim? Wazza!
Good Morning! Have a Great Day!
#Ijustwokeup
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.