Greeting jokes

Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"

Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!

Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3

Hey Gwen, let's chat from 1:00 p.m. to 2:00! Love, Prince 🌹

Hi Blake.

What did the cow say every morning?

Good moorning!

What did the shoes say to the pants?

"SUP, BRITCHES!"

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved.

I hate my life.

"Namaste, 6 feet away, or I'll blow you away with this AK!"

*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.

*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?

Hi. Hhhh yrddd.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive you a lot!

Hi Mom, how are you doing?

"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"

Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?

Hello, everyone, how is your day today?

What did the big rose say to the little rose?

"Hi, bud!"

What did the tiger say to the bunny?

Nice to meat you!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Lettuce in.

Lettuce in who?

Lettuce in, it's cold out here!

Good night.

Good Morning! Have a Great Day!

#Ijustwokeup