Greeting jokes
Hi Andrew, this is Nick.
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.
im njdjfnjdjdj hello
Is it okay to say "nice to meat you" to a vegan?
what do you see in this picture look carefully im joking just look at the picture happy valentines
Hey Qwen, it's me.
To all the children on this website, hello!!!!! Hey!!!! How is life treating you?
(BTW I'm a kid, too. I'm Hayley, and I'm turning 13. My B-day is 10/08/2008.)
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
Hi, how are you? Are you good?
Sup guys, how are you?
I got introduced to a dwarf at a nudist colony the other day.
When we shook, the pleasure was all mine.
Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollinnnnnn!
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
The cat said hi.
An old lady walks into an ice cream store. A clerk greets her and says, "What will it be today, ma'am? We have every flavor you can imagine." The old lady says, "Well, I guess I'd like a quart of chocolate ice cream." The clerk says, "Sorry, ma'am, we're out of chocolate today. Any other flavor we'll have." "Ok," she replies, "Why don't you just give me a pint of chocolate ice cream?" The clerk says a little louder in case she's hard of hearing, "Sorry, ma'am, but we're fresh out of chocolate ice cream." The old lady says, "Oh, ok. Why don't you just get me a cone with one scoop of chocolate ice cream?"
Finally, totally exasperated, the clerk says, "Wait a minute, lady. Can you spell 'Van' as in vanilla?" "Why of course, young man," she says, "V-A-N." "Right," the clerk says, "Can you spell 'Straw' as in strawberry?" "Well of course, 'Straw'," she replied. "Ok, then," he says, "Now spell 'Fuck' as in chocolate." She says, "There's no 'Fuck' in chocolate." He says, "That's what I've been trying to tell you... THERE'S NO FUCKING CHOCOLATE!!!"
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
Q: What did one koala say to the other? A: How's it hanging? 😂
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
A man with a drum.
"Well, tell him to beat it!"