Hi, Larry.
Bye, Larry.
Greeting Jokes
What did the cow say every morning?
Good moorning!
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
"Namaste, 6 feet away, or I'll blow you away with this AK!"
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
I hate my life.
What did the shoes say to the pants?
"SUP, BRITCHES!"
Hello, everyone, how is your day today?
What did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud!"
Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce in.
Lettuce in who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
Hi. Hhhh yrddd.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
Hi Mom, how are you doing?
"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"
Good Morning! Have a Great Day!
#Ijustwokeup
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
Why did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud."
What did the priest say to the Muslim? Wazza!
Good night.
