Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
Great Jokes
If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
I was just fine being bisexual... Now I’m gender fluid... great...
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler.
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarterback."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry 'bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning,
It's great being a sniper.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"You have a great singer inside you."
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
My day started out great until I woke up.
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
Jesus is great because Jesus is good. Amen.
