My Great Grandfather died in 9/11
He was an Amazing Pilot
(one of my friends gave me this) Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
I will never forgot my grandfather‘s last words:
Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!
My grandfather tells me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2 He never talks about it.
why did gram-pa pass out because of diebetes
A grandfather is on his rocking chair. His grandson comes to him asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds with a "no". His granddaughter then comes along and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds, "Why do you keep asking me to croak?" The granddaughter replies, "Because Dad says if you do, we get to go to Disneyland."
I was making a bet with my grandfather who would die first I said that I would die first. He said "Bet" and Died after he drank his coffee He was my least favorite grandparent
My grandfather died at atshuitz Poor fella fell of the guard tower
I could never forget my grandfathers last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"
My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.
I was given a invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney. Thats why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY
My grand father had the heart of a lion,
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs: a eggoppnitos
Why was the mushrooms the cool guy at the party:because he was a fungi
Why did the skeleton not go to the party : because he had no body to go with him
There are 2 dads and 2 sons they all caught a fish, Why did they only come home with 3 fish? (Answer) There were a grand-dad- dad- and son. If you don't get then it means grand father is the dad to the dad(1 dad) dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather, Get it?
My grandfather loves hitler. They both had one Ball..
An 80 year old blind man ask his grandson can you grab my glasses Then the grandson say did you get in the flour again Grandpa said no it was the weed
