Good jokes

Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!

Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!

If a girl says no twice 🤔.

Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!

God is good. God is great.

What did God say to the good shepherd?

Nothing.

I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!

Hello, I am Alan Shawn Feinstein. I would like to know who the owner of this website "worstjokesever.com" is.

I am interested in buying this website. Please respond to me in the comments or email me. Thank you, and keep doing good things.

Why is an orphan good at being naughty?

Because they don't have no one to tell them off.

Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?

Hi 👋 I have some good

What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good

Me in my dream: What a good day! *rumble* Ooh! What was that?

I wake up and I find myself on the floor.

I did a good walk and I...

I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.

Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"

What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.

Why was the booty so good at math?

It knew all the ANGLES.

What's the difference between a cop and bacon?

Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.

"If you're good at something, never do it for free."

Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.

Why was the rapper always in good shape?

Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!

My teacher asks all of us in class, "What is your favorite thing in the world?"

Josh: Cookies.

Jacob: My parents.

Erika: My Friends!

Brody: Lamborghinis.

Me: Pulling over in a car in the middle of nowhere at night with my girlfriend and getting in the back seat where the magic happens... ;-)

My Teacher: Ok, everyone that was all good...WAIT A DANG SECOND!

*Everyone Looks at Me With A Weird Face....