Good jokes

WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.

My wife is a whore, so I pimped her out and broke her mentally and emotionally, taught her a good lesson of being a real woman loyal to her man. End of story, you women are bitches.

So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."

Why was the rapper always in good shape?

Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!

What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.

My manager told me to have a good day. So I didn't go into work.

"What did the zero say to the eight?"

"That belt looks good on you!"

Why was the booty so good at math?

It knew all the ANGLES.

"If you're good at something, never do it for free."

Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.

What's the difference between a cop and bacon?

Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.

God is good. God is great.

If a girl says no twice 🤔.

Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!

You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.

What did God say to the good shepherd?

Nothing.

I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!

Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!

Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!

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I am interested in buying this website. Please respond to me in the comments or email me. Thank you, and keep doing good things.

Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?

Me in my dream: What a good day! *rumble* Ooh! What was that?

I wake up and I find myself on the floor.

Why is an orphan good at being naughty?

Because they don't have no one to tell them off.