Good jokes

What's the difference between a cop and bacon?

Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.

"If you're good at something, never do it for free."

Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.

My manager told me to have a good day. So I didn't go into work.

"What did the zero say to the eight?"

"That belt looks good on you!"

Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"

Why was the rapper always in good shape?

Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!

You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.

Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!

Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!

If a girl says no twice 🤔.

Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!

God is good. God is great.

What did God say to the good shepherd?

Nothing.

I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!

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Why is an orphan good at being naughty?

Because they don't have no one to tell them off.

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What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good

Me in my dream: What a good day! *rumble* Ooh! What was that?

I wake up and I find myself on the floor.

I did a good walk and I...

I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.