Good jokes
I miss the good old days when you could have a light joke at someone else's expense. Like doing that marital rape thing, it never used to be called that. It used to be called "serving your husband" or "wifely duties". The real joke is that it was legal until 1990.
Why is that a joke?
Because it is piss funny seeing the look on her face when she wakes up in the middle of coitus.
Why is that a joke?
Dude, come on, you want to start your day off happy or not?
Why is that a joke?
She literally looks like she just seen a ghost and sort of flops about trying to fend you off like a rag doll. It's piss funny.
No seriously, dude, why is that a joke? It sounds more like a felony.
Two to the one from the one to the three, I like good pussy and I like good trees, Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, And I get more ass than a toilet seat.
Three to the one from the one to the three, I met a bad bitch last night in the D, Let me tell you how I made her leave with me, Conversation and Hennessey.
I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top, Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped, If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock, And when I bust yo ass I'ma continue to rock.
Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet, It's real easy just follow the beat, Don't let that fine girl pass you by, Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind.
What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice.
Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around.
WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.
So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."
What did God say to the good shepherd?
Nothing.
I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
God is good. God is great.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
Hello, I am Alan Shawn Feinstein. I would like to know who the owner of this website "worstjokesever.com" is.
I am interested in buying this website. Please respond to me in the comments or email me. Thank you, and keep doing good things.
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
I did a good walk and I...
Me in my dream: What a good day! *rumble* Ooh! What was that?
I wake up and I find myself on the floor.
Hi 👋 I have some good
I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.
What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!