Good jokes
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
Why was the Koala Bear so clever?
Because he had good koalifications!
I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!
Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.
So my bus... goodness.
I love you, my new phone! 📲
Fruit is like ex-wives. They both look really good hanging from a tree.
Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.
He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."
A teacher was teaching her second-grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her students to ask their parents what the government is. When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and asked him what the government was. His dad thought for a while and answered, “Look at it this way: I'm the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the workforce, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.”
“I still don't get it,” responded Little Johnny. “Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll understand it better,” said the dad. “Okay then...good night,” said Little Johnny and went off to bed. In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother's crying. He went to his baby brother's crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent's room to get help. When he got to his parent's bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole, he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn't there. So he went to the maid's room. When he looked through the maid's room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid. Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud, "OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is screwing the workforce, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of s**t!"
What animal is good at baseball?
A bat!
Please go subscribe to Kane Brown, people; he has good songs. Please go subscribe to him, please.
"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."
My friend just told me about reverse exorcisms.
In these, the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
Fortnite is good.
(Awesome joke, right?)
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
Girlfriend after sex: How did you get so good at eating pussy?
Boyfriend: My mom taught me.
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?
Everybody knows nothing.
What's better than a meme? A really good Vine.
I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.
The twin towers: No, it won't.