Good Jokes

My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said "haha that is funny"

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Hey john, how are you going? Helium, yeah good what about you? (Hey Liam)

Friend Hey did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kanes is amazing! What did you do this weekend I did-

Me Dude are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.

Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed

Why was the rapper always calm during storms?

Because he had a good FLOW

Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk? He didn't have a good counter act

Why was the rapper always in good shape?

Because he never SKIPPED a BEAT

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because he could always COUNT his BARS

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills

Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?

Because they always drop the BEET

Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?

Because he was good with bars and beats

Why are Germans good at smoking. They had experience with smoking

The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves. Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!

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I rate the atmosphere of Isreal a 10/7 real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!

I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend it was a good movie but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes through out the whole movie

Hey guys! just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! have a good day!

I'm 5'6, and my mom is 5'1 and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck. And when she tries to hug me she says" You're too fucking tall kid" so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."