Good jokes
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
Good Morning! Have a Great Day!
#Ijustwokeup
Good afternoon. My name is Russell, and I am a wilderness explorer of Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?
I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!
Me: "I came home laughing."
Parents: "What's wrong?"
Me: "The teacher asked everyone a question. Luckily, I was the only one who knew."
Parents: "Good for you, Johnny. What was the fantastic question your teacher gave everyone and only you knew?"
Me: "Well, it's kinda complicated, but here it goes."
Parents: "What is it?"
Me: "Who farted?"
I did a good job and walk walk home and walk walk to the car and drive. What is the difference between a good [what]?
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
What's better than a meme? A really good Vine.
Yo, little sister, pussy taste so GOOD on my TONGUE!
Trying to find a good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend.
If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out.
Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.
Hey John, how are you going?
Helium, yeah good, what about you?
(Hey Liam)
But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom jeans!
Whoever took my dildo,
I hope you're having a good time.
By the way, this isn't a joke or a poem. I just want to say, please check out Gwen's puns. They're good!
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When someone tells me to kill myself,
Panic! At The Disco: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time.
Three women were in heaven. The angel at the gates said, "How good the ride into heaven is for you, is determined by your commitment to your most recent partner."
The first lady says, "2 years, 2 side-hoes." She got an old lexus.
The second lady says, "10 years, 1 visit from a prostitute." She got a Mercedes-Benz.
The third lady says, "I never had a husband."
The angel says in response, "F*ck me and then you can have a lambo."
They all arrive in heaven, to see the second lady crying.
The first lady says, "I know we are dead, but it could be a lot worse."
"How!?" The third lady cries, "The angel has a flute for a d*ck!"
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
I would say a good joke, but all the good ones Argon.