Good jokes
Do you want to be in Heaven with Jesus, our savior, or be on Earth with bad things?
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person, but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child.
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno
Why was the rapper always calm during storms?
Because he had a good FLOW.
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was good at SERVING RHYMES.
I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.