Goes jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.

Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.

An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"