Go jokes
My AI assistant told me it wanted to go deeper...
...into the algorithm. I misunderstood. Now I’m banned from the lab.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Where did Sally go after the gunshot?
6 feet under.
*That is how deep they put the coffin...*
What happened to the eight-year-old boy that needed to go to the bathroom during church?
The priest stopped him on the way there.
A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.
"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"
"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."
I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places.
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he had no BODY to go with...
I could have said a skeleTON more jokes, but I think that might break your funny bone.
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
How to fart:
Let it go, let it go.
What is the best revenge for getting punished at school?
Go shoot up the school.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
Two needles go to the river. One of them says, "I'm sorry!"
Where do bunnies go when they're sick?
The hoppital.
Q: If a boat could fly, where would it go?
A: An airport.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice.