Go jokes
If you're ever bored, adopt an orphan. What is he going to do, be kissed by Vedanta?
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
Why couldn't the orphan go into the restaurant?
It was family friendly.
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
Me during quarantine
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
This isn't even a joke, honestly. Rape victims bitch all the time, and they have a god complex. Hope they go through it again.
Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?
I went to the dam to take the dam tour, but the dam tour guide told me there wasn't going to be a dam tour that day. So I was thirsty and I wanted some dam water, but the dam man wouldn't give me any dam water, so I told the dam man to keep his dam water.
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
You should go soul searching. Maybe you'll find one.
I love ❤️ going to school 🏫.
I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza.
Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.
...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.
A guy tells his pal, "My wife is expecting. We're going to the clinic to see if it's a girl or a boy."
"Congrats, man. What are you gonna name it if it's a boy?"
"We're going with Trevor."
"Ok, what if it's a girl?"
"Then we'll have an abortion."
Yo mama so ugly, she made Kanye West go east.
Why did Catholic women stop going to church?
Because it takes Jesus three days to rise.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.