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when you get mad just punch a orphan who are they going to tell their mom

Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? - Because there cookies are homemade

Where would a snowman ☃️ go on his days off of work?

Snowhere.

When your going 80KM in a school zone and one of the speed bumps scream.

are your hair line and forehead old friends because they go way back

A woman is slightly drunk, watching a video, when she yells at the screen, "Don't go into that church you dumb bitch!"

Her husband asks, "What are you watching?"

"Our wedding video

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Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?

Parent Signature: _______

My cousin asked me "What do you think was going through Hitlers mind right before he died"

I told him "Probably a bullet"

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Where do bunnies go when they're sick?

the hoppital

Q.if i go 1 on 1 with Harvey weinstein i wont get raped A. im not a 14 yr old girl

A father is listening to his daughter say her prayers before bed. The daughter says "God bless Mummy and God Bless Daddy and God bless Grandma and good bye Grandad." The father says, "Good bye Grandad? Why is that?" The daughter says, "Just because I felt like it." The next day, Grandad drops dead. The father can't believe the coincidence, but decided not to question it. That night, he listens to the daughter's prayers again. She says, "God bless Mummy and God bless Daddy and goodbye Grandma." The father is shocked again and asks his daughter why, but she says again, "Just because I felt like it." The next day, the Grandma drops dead and now the Father is getting worried but doesn't know what to do, so he tries to forget about it. That night, he listens to his daughter again and she says, "God bless Mummy and goodbye Daddy." The father is now terrified and goes to work the next day sweating, cancels all of his meetings, and hides in his office for the whole day. He doesn't go home and stays there until midnight. He's very surprised. 'I've cheated death!' he thinks to himself, then rushes home. His wife asks, "Where have you been?!" and the husband says, "Oh don't ask me any questions, today's been miserable." The wife replies, "Your days been miserable? Well, listen to my day! Firstly, the milk man drops dead on the porch..."

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Why do I go around making Orphan jokes ? Because they can't go crying to there parent 😅

Where do sheep go to shop? Shears

I went to the Dam to take the dam tour, but the dam tour guide told me there wasn't going to be a dam tour that day. So I was thirsty and I wanted some dam water, but the dam man wouldn't give me any dam water, so I told the dam man to keep his dam water.