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My willy was feeling itchy, so I decided to go to the doctor.
My doctor was foreign and spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU!
Miss Drake, can I go to the bathroom? I need to piss.
"Billy, we don't say piss. We say urinate. Do you understand?"
"Yes, Miss Drake."
"Very well. Now use the word urinate in a sentence."
"Miss Drake, urinate, but if you had any tits you'd be a ten."
Why can’t orphans go on a field trip?
Parent signature __________
Where do depressed people go to eat?
Suicide Sonic.
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
Q: Where did Sally go on her bike? A: Nowhere.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
Why did the computer go to bed?
It needed to crash.
Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.
Earth is full. Go home!
A blind person walks into a bar.
Because they can’t see where they are going.
Hi, oooo was the day I was a kid. I was going home to school today after dinner!
What was the last thing going through the 9/11 victims' minds?
They don't say "shit for brains" for nothing. 🤣🤣
A woman exclaims that she was robbed. She was reading in the dark, candles were next to her. She says the thief opens her cabin of jewelry and leaves and enters from the window. He left the window open so she feels a drift of wind coming towards her. She turns the lights on and sees what happened.
The candle wax was going down straight. A policeman closes the window and cabin then tells her she's lying just for the cash reward. Why?
Because if the drift of wind came in, the candle wax would be dripping to the side, not straight!
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
When you're going 80 km in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screams.
Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
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