Go jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go moo!

Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!

What is a government mandate?

When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.

I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.

Why did the orphan go to church?

It was because he was looking for someone to call "Father."

Why did the orphan go to church?

To hear some "foster" parenting advice.

I took my girlfriend to a Chinese restaurant. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what was going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.

What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.

I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.

What's the quickest way to go to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.

I don't get it.

Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".

If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?

Why did piglet go to the bathroom?

To search for Poo.

My friends were really annoying me at my birthday party, so I decided to pop a balloon to spook them.

Maybe going on a hot air balloon ride wasn't the best idea.

Teacher: "I'll call your mother."

Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."

Joker gives Batman a phone.

Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."

Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"

What did Bonnie say to Chica?

"Go kill yourself, dumbass bitch."

What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?

They both think, "Mom's probably going to kill me."

I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.