Go jokes

Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!

Why did the orphan go to church?

To hear some "foster" parenting advice.

Teacher: "I'll call your mother."

Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."

If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?

I don't get it.

Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".

I took my girlfriend to a Chinese restaurant. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what was going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.

what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?

people go there to fix their mistakes.

What's the quickest way to go to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.

Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:

"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"

Joker gives Batman a phone.

Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."

Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"

My friends were really annoying me at my birthday party, so I decided to pop a balloon to spook them.

Maybe going on a hot air balloon ride wasn't the best idea.

What did Bonnie say to Chica?

"Go kill yourself, dumbass bitch."

What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?

They both think, "Mom's probably going to kill me."

I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.

Why did piglet go to the bathroom?

To search for Poo.

I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.

All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.

I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.

What is a government mandate?

When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.