Go jokes

Where do cows go on holiday? -- Moo Zealand.

You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?

European.

My grandpa kept warning the people on the Titanic that the boat was going to sink. Result: he got kicked out of the movie theater.

Where do mathematicians go to die?

The symmetry.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go moo!

Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!

Teacher: "I'll call your mother."

Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."

What's the quickest way to go to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.

If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

I don't get it.

Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".

When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?

Joker gives Batman a phone.

Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."

Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"

My friends were really annoying me at my birthday party, so I decided to pop a balloon to spook them.

Maybe going on a hot air balloon ride wasn't the best idea.

What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?

They both think, "Mom's probably going to kill me."

What is a government mandate?

When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.

Why did the orphan go to church?

It was because he was looking for someone to call "Father."

Why did the orphan go to church?

To hear some "foster" parenting advice.

I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.

I took my girlfriend to a Chinese restaurant. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what was going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.

What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.