Go jokes
Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Why couldn't the carrot go to his friend's house?
Because he was grounded.
Two whales went to a bar.
The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."
Teacher: What’s 2+2?
Jimmy: 2+2=feEesh
Teacher: Well, Jimmy I can see you're going places, not college, but places.
Anyone who makes fun of Prof should go to hell.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
My wife wanted a present that could go from zero to 80 very quickly.
So I got her a new set of bathroom scales.
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
When do you go on red and stop at green?
A watermelon.
10 years ago my dad went to get milk. He said when he got back, he was going to tell me a joke. That joke better be worth it!
Joker: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
Person: Because he felt it in his bones?
Joker: He read the weather forecast, you f*cking idiot.
I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.
This isn't a joke, just an American back-to-school list.
1. Pencils
2. Binders
3. Paper
4. Pencil sharpener.
What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he’s dead.
You idiot.
Where do sheep go to shop? Shears.
A man has a terminal illness and isn't sure how long he has left to live, so he talks to his doctor. The man asks, "How long am I going to live?"
The doctor says, "Depends, what time is it?" The doctor then looks at his watch and says, "10".
The man asks, "Ten what?"
Then the doctor keeps going, "6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1".
Yo mama so ugly, she made Kanye West go east.
What sayd the man to the woman??
Go to the kitchen lol.