Girls jokes
In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?
Boy: Hey! I love you...
Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.
*boy sent a pic of his dic*
Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?
Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.
Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.
I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"
Girls are like blackjack.
I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.
"What?" Angelica replied.
"I'm a guy."