Girls Jokes

One day, a little girl was texting her friend. " Guess what Angelica!" said the little girl

"What?" Angelica replied

"I'm a guy."

The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on

i saw a girl crying i asked her were are your parents she cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage

A guy and his girl just finished making love. Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks "Have you thought about any baby names?". The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says "Well propably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this"

what hits the ground first a apple or a emo girl..... the rope would catch her

I Bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper

Yesterday I asked an emo girl if shes jealous when her phone dies.

Hey girl are you my boss ‘cause you just gave me a raise #pickupline

I went up the temp girl and slapped her tests and said- “I like ya cut g”

An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first? The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.

I used to date this girl only to find out she’s guy. I guess you can say she had me in a trans.

Your Hairline Receded like the girls did after the party

I said Urainus! And the girl beside me face palmed :/ I wonder what i did wrong?