Girls jokes

For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"

I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."

I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"

A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.”

Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me.”

There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"

The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."

The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.

What do you call a hillbilly girl who's faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin.

In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?

Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?

Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.

I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."

Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.

Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."

Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."

Girls are like blackjack.

I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14.

What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?

Slick her hair, she looks 15.

What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?

Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.

I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.

I guess you can say she had me in a trans.

What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?

She charges you for extra sauce!

"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"

Why'd the girl fall off the swing?

'Cause she had no arms.

Knock, knock!! Who's there?

Not the girl.

Girl: I’m so in love with you!

Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.

Girl: What’s the ijk?

Boy: I’m just kidding.