Girls jokes
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *Walks away*
Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
Why do orphan girls become prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.”
Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me.”
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.
What do you call a hillbilly girl who's faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?
Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.
Girls are like blackjack.
I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14.
I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.
Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?
Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"