Girls jokes
What do you call a hillbilly girl who's faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?
Boy: Hey! I love you...
Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.
*boy sent a pic of his dic*
Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.
One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.
Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
Memes
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Girl: Iβm so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think youβre abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: Whatβs the ijk?
Boy: Iβm just kidding.
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
What do you do to a deaf girl after youβre done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she canβt tell anyone.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.
"What?" Angelica replied.
"I'm a guy."
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.
Birthday girl: Oh wow!
Parent: Anyone missing?
Birthday girl: Your parents.
DARK ALERT********
A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.
DARK ALERT********