Girls jokes
I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
Memes
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.
"What?" Angelica replied.
"I'm a guy."
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.
Birthday girl: Oh wow!
Parent: Anyone missing?
Birthday girl: Your parents.
DARK ALERT********
A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.
DARK ALERT********
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
I went up the temp girl and slapped her tests and said-
"I like ya cut, G."