A Boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear. So he just went back to teaching
What do you call a girl furry.
A pussy cat
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A girl in my class started barking and I yelled out "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her and I felt bad after school I asked to drive her home and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one I yelled " THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
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i was walking and i saw a girl crying and she told me to take her doll house and i asked why?she said because i dont have one
guy: Are you a vending machine? because your a snack. girl: Your card got declined. guy: Thats ok you got to bang them a few times to get you moneys worth.
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating? They like to bone a petite
The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant.
... I guess her rubber broke too
At gym class today my freind made this song 🎵 I’m a barbie girl I am fantastic my boobs are plastic
Girls: OMG wat color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue
What did the girl and the orphan have in common there parents wasn’t home
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Me:I saw your parents yesterday
Orphan girl: Where
Me:The coffin was still open
👧👧👧 👧 Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning ? because they don't have balls to scratch
I went home to my girlfriend, with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
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A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?" She points off the cliff and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside all mangled and dead. The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."
