Girls jokes

One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."

I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?

Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."

Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."

I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."

What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?

They can’t say no.

I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.

I guess you can say she had me in a trans.

What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?

Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.

Girls are like blackjack.

I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14.

I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.

I want my first time to be special.

What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?

She charges you for extra sauce!

Why'd the girl fall off the swing?

'Cause she had no arms.

Knock, knock!! Who's there?

Not the girl.

I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.

Girl: I’m so in love with you!

Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.

Girl: What’s the ijk?

Boy: I’m just kidding.

Why did the white girl come back from Africa?

Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.

"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"

Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.

A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.

The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii. Then I met my girl Zendaya on board. She was shaking her ass and playing with her penis. Then she asked me, "Hey, you wanna make love in the cabin?" I said, "Sure, sweet thang," gave me her number, kissed me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.

A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her mom naked taking a shower and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get breasts?" Mom says, "Oh, when you're 12 or 13." The little girl looks down and see’s her pubes and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get hair down there?" Mom says, "Oh, about the same time you get breasts."

Then the little girl walks in and sees her dad sitting on the bed with a hard on and asks, "Daddy, daddy, when am I gonna get one of those?" Dad says, "Soon as your mom leaves for work."

Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.