Girls jokes

An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?

The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.

What do you call emo girls?

Cutting boards.

Why'd the girl fall off the swing?

'Cause she had no arms.

Knock, knock!! Who's there?

Not the girl.

I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.

I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.

I guess you can say she had me in a trans.

Girl: I’m so in love with you!

Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.

Girl: What’s the ijk?

Boy: I’m just kidding.

A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.

Why did the white girl come back from Africa?

Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.

What do you call a girl furry?

A pussy cat.

Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?

Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.

What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?

Slick her hair, she looks 15.

"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"

Girls are like blackjack.

I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14.

I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.

Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.

What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?

She charges you for extra sauce!

What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?

Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.

A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.

The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii. Then I met my girl Zendaya on board. She was shaking her ass and playing with her penis. Then she asked me, "Hey, you wanna make love in the cabin?" I said, "Sure, sweet thang," gave me her number, kissed me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.

A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her mom naked taking a shower and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get breasts?" Mom says, "Oh, when you're 12 or 13." The little girl looks down and see’s her pubes and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get hair down there?" Mom says, "Oh, about the same time you get breasts."

Then the little girl walks in and sees her dad sitting on the bed with a hard on and asks, "Daddy, daddy, when am I gonna get one of those?" Dad says, "Soon as your mom leaves for work."