Girls jokes
I went up the temp girl and slapped her tests and said-
"I like ya cut, G."
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
Omg thanks for 1000 likes!
One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."
Girls are like blackjack.
I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14.
Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.
Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?
Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.
I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?