Girls jokes

You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"

How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?

Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"

Girl, scan the code on your wrist.

I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.

A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."

Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."

An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?

The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.

Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.

Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.

How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?

Meatballs.

What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?

The rope would catch her.

One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."

Teacher: We are going to Seville.

Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!

Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.

Omg thanks for 1000 likes!

I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?

Girls are like blackjack.

I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14.

"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"

I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."

Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.

Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?

Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.

What do you call emo girls?

Cutting boards.

A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.

The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii. Then I met my girl Zendaya on board. She was shaking her ass and playing with her penis. Then she asked me, "Hey, you wanna make love in the cabin?" I said, "Sure, sweet thang," gave me her number, kissed me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.