Girls jokes

A guy and his girl just finished making love.

Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"

The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"

I went up the temp girl and slapped her tests and said-

"I like ya cut, G."

Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.

You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"

How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?

I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.

Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"

Girl, scan the code on your wrist.

I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.

A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."

Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."

An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?

The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.

Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.

Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.

How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?

Meatballs.

What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?

The rope would catch her.

One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."

Teacher: We are going to Seville.

Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!

Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.

Omg thanks for 1000 likes!

I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?

Girls are like blackjack.

I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14.

"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"

I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."

Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.