Girls Jokes

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one day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy then they heard a sound from the bushes, instead of looking down they both ran.

two years later they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial they asked him if he has ever been caught he said "No but a couple was walking as soon as i killed a girl i jumped into a bush they didnt know i was there but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down then he and his girlfriend ran."

Why did the girl bring the Ladder to school because she wanted to go to high school

disease technically means "lack of ease", so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease that's what elliot rodger did

Teacher: we are going to Seville Girls: Omg it's such a beautiful city I cant wait to explore Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh Omg thanks for 1000 likes

Why’d the girl fall of the swing.

Cause she had no arms

Knock knock!! Who’s there?

Not the girl

DARK ALERT******** a girl went 2 the doctor the doctor said she had 1yr to live she shot the doctor and the judge gave her 15 yrs. DARK ALERT********

How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti meatballs

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Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays Birthday girl: Oh wow! Parent: Anyone missing? Birthday girl: Your parents

why did the white girl come back from african

because they was no water for her to drink i'm black

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emo girls be like ho much am i worth. girl scan the code on your wrist

Girl: I’m so in love with you! Boy: me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: - aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot. Girl: whats the ijk? Boy: I’m just kidding

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I was at a bar the girl said sex, sex free sex tonight when she really said 663629

One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up