Do u know why boys can't ask girls out bc they don't have any ball to ask girls out!!
I said to the emo girl she gets jealous every time her phone dies.
A bully says "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid. Then the gay kid days 10 X 0 is still 0.
An emo girl dyed her hair red. Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
A special quote : “I was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!”
I went to a tall girl and i asked her ̈ what do you do for a living? ̈ she says ̈ an account. ̈ so i reply with ̈ an accounting the hairs on peoples heads. ̈ and then i run away
i saw a girl crying i told her where are your parents She cried more after that i got kicked out of the Orphanage
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The emo girl got jellest that here phone dead and not her
hey baba girl I have balls you know
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there was a girl called Millie and she had sexy blond hair and she wanted to chase me but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me
what is a girl favert song when they are on their period
period oh period oww
what do you call a thirsty girl
an h2hoe
His girls clapped btw 😬
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?” “No,” said his mom, “Of course not.” Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
Dating a girl and studying mathematics. Both gave a headache
you know boys have balls girl's have balls too
Ms Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that. Little Johnny: Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.
Magician..." I am the greatest magician in the whole world... look now you see the rabbit in the hat and now it is gone!...Redneck girl..."That`s nothing my dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple hours!"...
