Girls jokes
A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
What’s the best part about raping a blind girl? She’ll never see you coming.
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
Hi guys, the prankster is back!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!
Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!
What do you do after you rape a deaf girl?
Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone.
OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
A 10 year old girl lays in her bed and excitedly waits for Santa to come. When Santa eventually comes she giggles, shivers, and orgasms.
Finally, as a special thank you, she sucks off Santa’s wet cock.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.
I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She was born without arms.
Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A. The little girl in my trunk.
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.
Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?
She lost her taste.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.