Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
i told the emo girl that i bet shes jealous of the hanging lights in the gym
Other girls be like "I want a 6ft guy", meanwhile I want to be 6ft under 😃👍
What do you call a flat chested emo girl
A cutting board
Girl: "Come over." Orphan: "I can't." Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)" Orphan: "Oh cool, something we have in common."
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If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.
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Why is Santa always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Today I was asked to go out, by 20 girls. -- I was in the women's bathroom.
A teaher gives her kindergarden students four flavors of live savers and they have to guess the flavors the students guess cherry lime and orange. They dont know th last flavor. So the teacher gives them and hint and say its what your parents call each other. [honey] But a little girl shouts and says “ OMG there assholes.
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
A man walks into a bar and orders three shots. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Well... My oldest son just came out..." The man finishes the shots and leaves the bar. The next day, the man comes back and orders four shots. "What now?" the bartender asks. "My middle son just came out." The man finishes his drinks and leaves. He comes back the next day and orders five shots. "Again?" the bartender asks. "Yeah. My youngest son." He drinks his shots and leaves. The next day, he comes in again. This time, he orders ten shots. "My God! Is there anyone in your family that likes girls??" the bartender asks. "Yeah... My wife."
A girl and a dog were dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog.
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery
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