Girls jokes
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
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I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
An eight-year-old girl struggles to breathe as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes, he pulls his cock out of her mouth, and she can breathe much better.
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.