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What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
A girl came to my house she said where’s your parents I started crying
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This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said "It's something that daddy calls mommy" The little girl yells to her brother "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"
3 blonde girls are on an isalnd and they are much to far away from land to swim, they find a genie on the island who offers them each 1 wish the first girl says "I wish I was smart enough to get off this island" so the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island. The next girl says "I wish I was even smarter then her so I don't have to do so much manual labor" so she turns into a brunet and makes a sail boat and lets the wind take her off the island. The finale girl says "I wish I was smarter then both of them!" So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.
There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl Beyond belief her name was Rayne but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him but one day she did and they ended up liking each other and getting married and living happily- wait no that’s not right Sammy actually snuck in Raynes house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.
a girl asked ̈can i have some nuts too? ̈ boy: ̈sure what ones;) ̈
A girl walks up to her friend with sunglasses, she missed very much.
She told her "Hey, long time no see."
i hate it when ever i bring a girl over my parents don't care but when i bring one of my friends thats a boy there like KeEp ThE DoOr OpEn and im gay
me: so you two girls are from England girls: wales me: oh i see, so you two whales are from England
what do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming..........a blood bath...bud um pst
A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: "Is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer replies, "Yes."
why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus and other genders came right from uranus
I got my little girl a hand sewing kit for her birthday and she cried. I didn't understand why until I realized that she had no hands to sew with.
How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do his essay.
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Everything is made in China... except for baby girls
