Girls jokes
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?
She was fed up with the hole business.
The girl asks her boyfriend, "Are you jealous of my heart?"
He says, "No."
She says, "Because it's pumping in me and you're not."
My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
Instead of the line, "This girl's on fire," my friend can relate to, "The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the f*ck out!"
I met an African girl the other night, we spoke for hours.
We just clicked.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
An eight-year-old girl struggles to breathe as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes, he pulls his cock out of her mouth, and she can breathe much better.
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.