Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
Girls Jokes
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
I met an African girl the other night, we spoke for hours.
We just clicked.
Instead of the line, "This girl's on fire," my friend can relate to, "The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the f*ck out!"
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said, "It's something that daddy calls mommy." The little girl yells to her brother, "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: "Is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer replies, "Yes."
There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did and they ended up liking each other and getting married and living happily... wait, no, that’s not right.
Sammy actually snuck into Rayne’s house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.
A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"
Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"
I told my mom that I have a crush. She replied with: "So you like girls?" I said: "Uhm no no no." BUT I'm lesbian. Someone help, how do I tell her without her hitting me with a belt?
Three blonde girls are on an island, and they are much too far away from land to swim. They find a genie on the island who offers them each one wish. The first girl says, "I wish I was smart enough to get off this island!" So the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island.
The next girl says, "I wish I was even smarter than her so I don't have to do so much manual labor!" So she turns into a brunette and makes a sailboat and lets the wind take her off the island.
The final girl says, "I wish I was smarter than both of them!" So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.
A girl walks up to her friend with sunglasses she missed very much.
She told her, "Hey, long time no see."
Me: So you two girls are from England?
Girls: Wales.
Me: Oh, I see, so you two whales are from England.
