Girls Jokes

I hate it when ever I bring a girl over, my parents don't care, but when I bring one of my friends that's a boy, they're like, "Keep the door open," and I'm gay.

What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?

A blood bath.

A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.

I got my little girl a hand sewing kit for her birthday and she cried. I didn't understand why until I realized that she had no hands to sew with.

How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do his essay.

The meme shows two pictures of dogs divided by a black line. The top picture shows three dogs sitting in the water looking straight ahead. The word "BOYS" is overlaid in white letters on a black background on the right side of the picture. The bottom picture shows three dogs nestled close to one another in a pink field. The word "GIRLS" is overlaid in white letters on a black background on the left side of the picture. The words "Posting for a picture" are above the first photo.

Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.

Last week a girl asked me for sex. I had to disappoint her... so I said yes.

Fat kid jumps in the pool.

The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."

The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."

I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."

I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"

Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she is a girl.

What did momma seal name her twin girls?

Luceal and Sealia.

I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.

Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.

What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?

Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.

I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.

A dad told his son never to hit girls, so the son replied, "I promise."

When the son got older, he was doing the dirty with "a girl," and the girl says, "Spank me, daddy..." and the son responds, "My dad said never to hit a girl."

Then the "girl" takes off the wig, and it's his dad, and the dad said, "Good job, son!"

Son:...... um