Girls jokes

My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

I met an African girl the other night, we spoke for hours.

We just clicked.

This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said, "It's something that daddy calls mommy." The little girl yells to her brother, "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"

A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: "Is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer replies, "Yes."

Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?

She said a monster attacked her.

There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did and they ended up liking each other and getting married and living happily... wait, no, that’s not right.

Sammy actually snuck into Rayne’s house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.

A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"

Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"

Three blonde girls are on an island, and they are much too far away from land to swim. They find a genie on the island who offers them each one wish. The first girl says, "I wish I was smart enough to get off this island!" So the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island.

The next girl says, "I wish I was even smarter than her so I don't have to do so much manual labor!" So she turns into a brunette and makes a sailboat and lets the wind take her off the island.

The final girl says, "I wish I was smarter than both of them!" So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.

A girl walks up to her friend with sunglasses she missed very much.

She told her, "Hey, long time no see."

I hate it when ever I bring a girl over, my parents don't care, but when I bring one of my friends that's a boy, they're like, "Keep the door open," and I'm gay.

Me: So you two girls are from England?

Girls: Wales.

Me: Oh, I see, so you two whales are from England.

What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?

A blood bath.

A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.

I got my little girl a hand sewing kit for her birthday and she cried. I didn't understand why until I realized that she had no hands to sew with.

How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do his essay.

Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.

What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?

Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.

Fat kid jumps in the pool.

The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."

The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."

Last week a girl asked me for sex. I had to disappoint her... so I said yes.