What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory? -- She was fed up with the hole business.
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Q .What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregn A. Has an a bosch tion
Instead of the line 'This girls on fire', my friend can relate to 'The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the fuck out'
My girl freind called me a cock sucker but HEY 20 dollars is 20 dollars
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups? Because they can't even.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl who falls first????
The apple becuase the emo girl hung
My girl friend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl she said I was cheating but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair
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a e-girl went to go high five a tree but the tree left her hanging
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
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Why do horny deaf girl wear right pants? So you can read her lips.
I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.” – Rodney Dangerfield
why does a straight guy act gay? cause he wants to feel wanted and wants to be bffs with the hotest girls
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you. She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
