Why do indian guys never have gf's? bc they always pick curry and biryani over girls
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Once when I was 6 I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree. Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl
If your buy renault megane, all your girls will be gone
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger? “You got nice buns!”
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic
Plus she's too young to smoke
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
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my brother when he sees a girl
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq I never had kids
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room? "Smell ya later!"
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Girls Dreams - OMG my crush kissed me Boys dreams - I just got a dub bro
This Anorexic girl wanted to fight me I told her that I would roast her but she didn't have any meat
What does a man have 3 of witch a girl only has 2 of
Legs
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
A girl called me ugly So I drove over her with a car and called her flat
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A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”
“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”
3 guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet and the psycho one says "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have"
The first guy says "Ha! My girlfriend has 6! I'm racked up!" The second guy said "Eh, I am happy with 2 balls" The third guy said "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says "Bro you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?:
