Girl jokes
One day, Johnny told his dad that a girl in his class liked him. He thought she was cute. She said, "Aw, you're like candy!" He didn't say anything. He said, "Why don't you think I am sweet like candy?" Little Johnny said, "Well, sometimes I get a toothache, and it hurts, so I stop eating it, like I stopped liking you."
Girl: Can we visit Grandma this weekend?
Mother: Sure.
Five-year-old: Look mommy! Two people and they're wearing rope necklaces!
Make this the most liked comment!
(I'm a girl btw)
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Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?
'Cause they are just boys.
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
Memes
A girl has small balls.
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."
My boyfriend's sister is mad because I smashed his girl.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!
Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.
Me: Mine DON'T :(
At night, before I got in bed with my girl, I had 206 bones, but I developed a 207th bone.
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?