Girl jokes
What do girls have that boys don’t have? Bobbies.
Pick up line for girls with the last name "Berg":
"I may be a tall glass of whiskey, but I'm nothing without a few ice Bergs."
Do this on a calculator.
There was this girl who was (13) but she wanted to be (84) but she was (45) but the doctor said (0). He said take these tablets (2x) a day, but she took them (4x) a day, and she ended up boobless.
Do you want to hear three jokes?
Joke Joke Joke.
A father of a young girl comes and meets the doctor.
Father: Doctor, how is my daughter's report?
Doctor: Congrats, your daughter is pregnant.
Father: WTF ?????? My daughter is 10 years old and unmarried.
Memes
me at 1 am being a simp for anime girls
One day, Johnny told his dad that a girl in his class liked him. He thought she was cute. She said, "Aw, you're like candy!" He didn't say anything. He said, "Why don't you think I am sweet like candy?" Little Johnny said, "Well, sometimes I get a toothache, and it hurts, so I stop eating it, like I stopped liking you."
Girl: Can we visit Grandma this weekend?
Mother: Sure.
Five-year-old: Look mommy! Two people and they're wearing rope necklaces!
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(I'm a girl btw)
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Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?
'Cause they are just boys.
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.
Me: Mine DON'T :(
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
A girl has small balls.
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
My boyfriend's sister is mad because I smashed his girl.
"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."
If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.
Look down your shirt and spell attic.