Girl jokes
Your mum was so poor that she went to rob the bank, but she left because she couldn't find the cameras. She left her son, and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
Girl: Can we visit Grandma this weekend?
Mother: Sure.
Five-year-old: Look mommy! Two people and they're wearing rope necklaces!
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(I'm a girl btw)
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Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?
'Cause they are just boys.
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
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A girl has small balls.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!
My boyfriend's sister is mad because I smashed his girl.
"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
"Aww, it's a boy, let me cut off the ombelicul cored, sir, that's his penis!"
"It's a girl."
If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.
Look down your shirt and spell attic.
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!
Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"