Girl jokes
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
A girl has small balls.
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
At night, before I got in bed with my girl, I had 206 bones, but I developed a 207th bone.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
My boyfriend's sister is mad because I smashed his girl.
"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."
If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.
Look down your shirt and spell attic.
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!
Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.
Me: Mine DON'T :(
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
Any girls on here?
So, I met this girl and she was a 9 out of 10. I met this other girl who was 7 years old. The 7-year-old ate my 9 out of 10 girl because 7 was a psychopath.