I told a girl she was cute and she said "aw tysm" how does she know I have that
Why is Santa so happy? He knows were all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
A guy gets home from work to seeing his gf packing and he asks her why are you packing and the girl says cause i found out your a Pedophilia and the guy goes a Pedophilia and she says yes and the guy goes thats a big word for a 12 year old
I was watching the condring with a emo person she said she likes the part where the girl was hanging I said why because you wish it were you?
1,2 u bulet like a dork 3,4 u got no girl,4,5 ur shorter then a remote
you know how girls say i whould have sex with u if u were the last person on earth well whos gonna stop me
i was at a funeral i kiss a hot girl i did not know she was the one that died
A girls pussy is a muff and when we have something against or mouths they say our voice is muffled so do I think the origin of the word muffled is talking while eating muff
The best quote by king jong un. Meeting girl in park is good. But parking meat in girl is better
hi ima girl gamer looking for a hot bf
If you are a girl——you are allowed to read this.
Look down your shirt and spell attic
aww its a boy let me cut of the ombelicul cored sir thats his penis its a girl
Girls being 14, look 18, act 21. Boys 21, look 18 and act 14
Lucas is a baby a little girl ooo
i scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now i own her, only 3.99 with tax. Thats a steal and a half woopeeee!
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa 🚮
a man sees a girl crying and asks her whats wrong the girl replied everyone keeps making fun of me. you should tell your parents i replied back the girl started crying even more thats when i got confused and left the orphanage
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When i asked her what her favorite song was she responded with "🎶head shoulders wheels and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
therapist: and what is it about this generation that bothers you?
satan: i give them the intro tour and they just say shit like “ooo spooky lol”
therapist: that's not so bad
satan: when i showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said “big mood”
