Girl jokes
There was a man in a tower, and the other man thought it was a girl, so he said, "Let down your long hair." He said, "OK, I will let my big, super long, hairy penis down for you to climb and suck." Then the other man said, "If you have such a long dick, suck it yourself. See ya, b*tch."
A woman once didn't return home for the night, and the next morning when she arrived home, her husband started questioning her about where she had been. She lied, saying she slept at one of her friends' houses.
The man proceeded to call all her friends, all of whom denied her sleeping at their places the previous night.
Meanwhile, somewhere else, a man didn't return home to his wife for the night either. The following morning, his wife started questioning him, and he lied, saying he slept at a friend's house. She proceeded to call all his friends. All of them said that he indeed slept at their places the previous night, and one of them even insisted that he's still there, but he's using the bathroom and he can't talk right now!
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
How do you make a blind girl smile? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Memes
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry.
She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldn't hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.
I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.
Jump in the Cadillac. (Girl, let's put some miles on it.) Anything you want. (Just to put a smile on it.) You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all, And I'm gonna give it to you. Gold jewelry shining so bright, Strawberry champagne on ice, Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like. Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like.
-Tommyinnit