Say Hey your pretty then she'll say omg thank you so much or something cringe then you say pretty f ing ugly aha gottie
Girl come hear my parents aren't home orphan mine are never
flat girls be like ''i will have breats in the future'' this is to all the flat girls u will never get it
I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it to hard it went flying away
Why can’t girls in the middle east smoke weed? Cuz they’ll get stoned.
me: ok so let's get this straight.... cop: I'm not straight ok, now get in the car me: but I didn't do anything? cop: no me: so why are you arresting me then? cop: imma tell you a story me: oh no....... cop: I know, now come on. me: ok where? cop: my room. me: which room? cop: my bedroom me:😱im a girl cop:so am I, now get in me: but I'm 9 cop: I'm 59
What did the white girl say to the black girl?
Wheres the back
The girl in picture has no ass
There were two two twin brothers Lucas and Marcus. Marcus got a girl friend while Lucas stayed single. A few weeks later Lucas was caught kissing Marcus's girlfriend and Marcus comes over and says: "Babe I know we're twins but I'm Marcus and that's Lucas you were kissing." and his girlfriend looks at him and says: "I know."
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what do u call a baby in the crib.
boys and girls watch monsters inc
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair
Why don’t she stand up for herself
WOULD YOU RATHER Eat a girl out who has: Herpies, COVID and AIDS out while she is on her period? Or Eat live worms, bats and mice?
During school today a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it it was the principals number
girl: rip mother i love you me: sorry for you’re loss girl: stop I have a boyfriend me: stop I have a mother
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that she says why, I told her bitch call me the hokage
what do girls after sex with Pinocchio? wash off the birch sap from the face
A guy is at his locker and a girl comes and says hey i love you and the he says ok cool she then replies and says well what do you think about are love he says count the stars and then she says oh infinity and he replies with nope its just a waste of time
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