Girl jokes
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I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
Girls with the name Beoni are white.
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
Women’s rights *bazinga!*
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
A man walks into a bar and sees a jar full of money, and he asks the bartender what's up with that jar of money.
Bartender says you gotta do 3 tasks. He takes the shot of Jack, and the customer says, "What are the tasks?" He says, "The 1st one is, well the 1st 1 is, I got about a 12' gator in the back that's got a bad tooth, and you gotta pull it." He says, "All right, what's the 2nd 1?" He said, "I got a big old girl upstairs that ain't had no loving in a long time, you gotta make her smile." He takes another shot of Jack. He said, "All right, what's the 3rd 1?" He said, "You see that horse outside, you gotta make him laugh and cry."
Guy goes upstairs, goes out back, comes out to the front, comes back in. The other customer said, "Give him the jar." The guy says, "I took care of that lady's tooth, and I made that alligator smile."
"Well how'd you make the horse laugh?" he said. "Easy, I told him I had a bigger deck then him."
Bartender says, "How did you make him cry?" He said, "Easy, I showed him."