Girl jokes

My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)

I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.

Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?

Because she is a home-y.

Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?

Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.

Girl: Come over.

Orphan: I can’t.

Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)

Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.

Girls with the name Beoni are white.

A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!

I said I was going to my flat. I really meant your girl.

My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.

When your girlfriend says it is too small, you say, "Just enjoy the small thing."

What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?

They both only change their pads after every third period!

What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.

I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar full of money, and he asks the bartender what's up with that jar of money.

Bartender says you gotta do 3 tasks. He takes the shot of Jack, and the customer says, "What are the tasks?" He says, "The 1st one is, well the 1st 1 is, I got about a 12' gator in the back that's got a bad tooth, and you gotta pull it." He says, "All right, what's the 2nd 1?" He said, "I got a big old girl upstairs that ain't had no loving in a long time, you gotta make her smile." He takes another shot of Jack. He said, "All right, what's the 3rd 1?" He said, "You see that horse outside, you gotta make him laugh and cry."

Guy goes upstairs, goes out back, comes out to the front, comes back in. The other customer said, "Give him the jar." The guy says, "I took care of that lady's tooth, and I made that alligator smile."

"Well how'd you make the horse laugh?" he said. "Easy, I told him I had a bigger deck then him."

Bartender says, "How did you make him cry?" He said, "Easy, I showed him."

When a deaf girl master baits, does she use the other hand to moan?

The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?

The emo girl still bleeds.

When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."

*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵

Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."

Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.

Why did a girl like bananas?

Because one day she might need to be ready.