Girl jokes
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
My face when one of the boys gets off for his girl
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
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What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.