Girl jokes
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
Delyla is a bitch.
My face when one of the boys gets off for his girl
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
Women’s rights *bazinga!*
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
Girls with the name Beoni are white.
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.
I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
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