Girl jokes
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
When your girlfriend says it is too small, you say, "Just enjoy the small thing."
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.
I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.
So I was living with a girl for a few weeks, and it was nice until she found out that I was there.
I said I was going to my flat. I really meant your girl.
My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
Women’s rights *bazinga!*
Girls with the name Beoni are white.