Girl jokes

Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?

Because she is a home-y.

Women’s rights *bazinga!*

Girl: Come over.

Orphan: I can’t.

Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)

Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.

Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?

A: "Oops, I got your nose!"

Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?

Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.

Girls with the name Beoni are white.

A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!

What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?

Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.

So I was living with a girl for a few weeks, and it was nice until she found out that I was there.

The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.

What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?

They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.

What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?

They both only change their pads after every third period!

What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.

I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.

What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?

A brunette with bad breath.

What’s the best part about raping a blind girl? She’ll never see you coming.

How do you turn a cat into a fish?

Tell your girl not to wash down there.

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar full of money, and he asks the bartender what's up with that jar of money.

Bartender says you gotta do 3 tasks. He takes the shot of Jack, and the customer says, "What are the tasks?" He says, "The 1st one is, well the 1st 1 is, I got about a 12' gator in the back that's got a bad tooth, and you gotta pull it." He says, "All right, what's the 2nd 1?" He said, "I got a big old girl upstairs that ain't had no loving in a long time, you gotta make her smile." He takes another shot of Jack. He said, "All right, what's the 3rd 1?" He said, "You see that horse outside, you gotta make him laugh and cry."

Guy goes upstairs, goes out back, comes out to the front, comes back in. The other customer said, "Give him the jar." The guy says, "I took care of that lady's tooth, and I made that alligator smile."

"Well how'd you make the horse laugh?" he said. "Easy, I told him I had a bigger deck then him."

Bartender says, "How did you make him cry?" He said, "Easy, I showed him."

In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.

Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.