Girl jokes
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.
When a deaf girl master baits, does she use the other hand to moan?
In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.
I raped a girl and I liked it.
I hope my girlfriend won't mind it.
It felt so wrong, it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.
Hey.
Girl: Hey.
Damn, I forgot my spray bottle.
Girl: What?
It says "spray on flat surfaces."
*text conversation boy: When you kiss someone, you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime?
girl: Are you saying I'm fat?
This shit is weird (as baby girl pees).
Dad: “Trust me, shitting is weirder.”
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.
When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."
*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵
Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."