Girl jokes
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
Alya?
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.
And she leaves you on felt.
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
Memes
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
What is a popular name for girl peanuts?
Michelle.
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"
What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"
"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
"Prince, why that girl, not me! What about me!!!!!!!"
Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!
Not a joke.
Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.