Girl jokes

When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:

"Enjoy the little things."

The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.

I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.

A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"

NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.

MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.

What is 6-inch long, in every men's pants or hands, and girls want?

- A smartphone, freak.

Two blonde girls find a beautiful Christmas tree in the woods.

After two hours, someone said, "We found a tree without bark!"

I went to help an amputated girl, but she didn't have a hand for me to grab.

If a girl is vegan and she's dating a transgender person, does that mean she's eating fake meat too?

I was looking forward to my date with this paraplegic girl, but she stood me up.

My friend's mom once told me that when Trump was elected president, she said to my friend: "Hey look, an orange became president. We got an orange as a president before a girl as president."

Girl: "Daddy!"

Father: "Do I love you?"

Girl: "I'm a... a girl!"

Father: "Mhm!"

Woman: "Daddy?"

Father: "Of course?"

Woman: "I'm a girl too!"

Father: "Does God love children?"

Boy: "Yessss..."

Explain Bear, girl, you're tripping.

14 girls asked me to go out today!

I was in the ladies' toilets...

Girl: "Dad."

Dad: "Do I love you?"

Girl: "I am a prostitute."

Dad: "Yes."

Woman 2: "Dad."

Dad: "Right?"

Woman 2: "I'm a woman too."

Father: "God, do you love children?"

Boy: "Yes..."

What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?

All of her twist.

I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.

How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?

They take a "power puff."

Not a joke.

Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?

I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."

What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.