Girl jokes
Girl: "Daddy!"
Father: "Do I love you?"
Girl: "I'm a... a girl!"
Father: "Mhm!"
Woman: "Daddy?"
Father: "Of course?"
Woman: "I'm a girl too!"
Father: "Does God love children?"
Boy: "Yessss..."
If a girl is vegan and she's dating a transgender person, does that mean she's eating fake meat too?
I was looking forward to my date with this paraplegic girl, but she stood me up.
What is 6-inch long, in every men's pants or hands, and girls want?
- A smartphone, freak.
Two blonde girls find a beautiful Christmas tree in the woods.
After two hours, someone said, "We found a tree without bark!"
I went to help an amputated girl, but she didn't have a hand for me to grab.
What is the Twilight series about?
A girl's choice between necrophilia and bestiality.
14 girls asked me to go out today!
I was in the ladies' toilets...
Girl: "Dad."
Dad: "Do I love you?"
Girl: "I am a prostitute."
Dad: "Yes."
Woman 2: "Dad."
Dad: "Right?"
Woman 2: "I'm a woman too."
Father: "God, do you love children?"
Boy: "Yes..."
My friend's mom once told me that when Trump was elected president, she said to my friend: "Hey look, an orange became president. We got an orange as a president before a girl as president."
Explain Bear, girl, you're tripping.
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.
I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
Not a joke.
Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
What is a popular name for girl peanuts?
Michelle.