A girl and a dog were dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog.
A teacher asked his students a math question.
"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said.
I met this girl at a bar and started doing her from behind. Everything was great until she turned and said "My turn!".
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying
When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder
That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
Yo mama's so old when she was a girl rainbows were black and white
Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: I found you, Boy: what gave me away, Girl: ur parents obviously
Hey girl are you a drill sergeant, because you have my privates attention
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
What's the best part of dating a homeless girl?
You can drop her off anywhere.
Son - Dad I've been expelled from school for having sex with a girl in my class Dad - Son that's the 2nd school this year! Maybe teaching isn't for you!
Allan: What are you doing Saturday night?
Museum girl: Committing suicide.
Allan: What about Friday night?
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging
Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
why did the girl study in the tree she wanted a higher education
A lady runs into a police station and yells "help, help". I've been graped then a police officer says "Do you mean raped". The girl then replies "No there was a bunch of em".
i told the emo girl that i bet shes jealous of the hanging lights in the gym
i was talking to my friend and he said "I lost my virginity to a girl and then she stopped coming to school" and I said "probably because she was fired"
a girl and her brother are walking in their garden POV:Brother. Sister:Why are you cutting those flowers?
Brother; because their beautiful!
Sister:I thought you said you cut yourself because you aren't.
Brother:......
I told a diabetic girl to have sweet dreams...
she died the next morning
I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.
