Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays Birthday girl: Oh wow! Parent: Anyone missing? Birthday girl: Your parents
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first? The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
what hits the ground first a apple or a emo girl..... the rope would catch her
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti meatballs
Hey girl are you my boss ‘cause you just gave me a raise #pickupline
I ask the emo girl if she got jealous if her phone die.
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if shes jealous when her phone dies.
disease technically means "lack of ease", so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease that's what elliot rodger did
I went up the temp girl and slapped her tests and said- “I like ya cut g”
Why did the girl bring the Ladder to school because she wanted to go to high school
One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up
I got my little girl a hand sewing kit for her birthday and she cried. I didn't understand why until I realized that she had no hands to sew with.
Me:I saw your parents yesterday
Orphan girl: Where
Me:The coffin was still open
What did the girl and the orphan have in common there parents wasn’t home
i was walking and i saw a girl crying and she told me to take her doll house and i asked why?she said because i dont have one
The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant.
... I guess her rubber broke too
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car 🚗 and drive all over? Time to get in trouble
What do you call a flat chest emo girl?
A cutting board.
I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement .
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl? The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhoea when you pull your meat out
