Girl Jokes

why doesn't bat man need robin as a wing man?

cos he has no problem robin' your girl

I have some words that might make sense to girls,but maybe not to boys ready? smart kind sweet caring loving mature

Yo look they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine yay yay don't drink too much of it you might turn into a wine rabbit.

What the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.

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The at three people in a plane it is about to crash there is trump,Obama,nine year old girl, but only 2 para- soots Obama says "oh my I need one I need to protect my family" so he jumps off! Trump says "oh I am the smartest man in the world I must take it" so he jumps off 9 year old- welp I guess he took my school backpack" :) so she leaves the plane! What a good ending

What did the girl say to the man with a moustache? I moustache you a question

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Hey girl is that a ass seen on TV cause I buy it

FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS

Why Should I Walk? by Iona Carr

What Lonely Girls Should Do by Seymour Fellowes

Unusual Window Decorations by Rod Curtains

The Long Walk Home by Misty Bus

Race to the Outhouse by Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont

Doc: can I help u? Girl: doctor I have pain in my heart? Doc: when did it begin? Girl: right now ( seeing hem like doll ). Doc: hh..do you like me? I know I am handsome... Girl: No, don’t get me wrong. U just look like someone I know. Doc: Who is that? Is ur boyfriend? Girl: No, it’s my pet ( rabbit) his name is Rokie.

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There is a feminist group in my town

It is called Gal-qaeda

(I actually got this from the simpsons, so credit to the show)

a girl looked in the fridge she got mad that somebody at the last ice cream cone she ran into her sisters room and said this is why your fat the fell down the stairs good thing she had that belly roll to save her.

When the guy asks the girl if she's wet she replies yeah milky knickers

Ok boys are known to measure there dicks but do girls measure there depths?????

Its this girl named deaf waht a weird name but i know that cause i was ear hustling. But anyway evertime i call her she doesn't answer i wanna clap some cheeks tonight how could she hate me when she dont no me