Girl Jokes

I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.

any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery

I used to date a girl named Ruth but she broke up with me and now I am ruthless.

are you a wild girl cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs

This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.

i told my mom that i have a crush she replied with: "so u like girls" i said: "uhm no no no " BUT im lesbian someone help how do i tell her without her hitting me with a belt??

What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake

A girl named Sally has no arms. "KNOCK KNOCK" She never answered...

I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on fathers day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.

my girl is so cute when she sleeps I watch her all the time...................tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time

i saw a fat girl with a 'Guess' tshirt so i said "286lb"

There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl's house. When he got there, he said to her father “thank you for this moment, have a great night”. At the dance, the girl asks the boy, “can I have some food?” He gladly replies “yes” and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, “thank you so much, I really needed something to eat”. Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, “thank you SOOOO much” Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, “what is it?” She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.

Cow A:I slept with your sister

Cow B:Never knew my brother was a girl

all the other cows:

Me: (pointing up in the air) "EVERYBODY LISTEN UP THIS IS A ROBBERY" Girl: "dude, this is a library" Me: "oh" (screwing on a silencer)

what do u say to a girl with two black eyes nothing you told her twice

Girl: how much do you love me Me: count the stars in the sky Girl awww it’s infinite Me no just a waste of time

a little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks " whats that" the little boy says that's my little red race car. 10 minutes later the boy looks down and ask's whats that,the little girl says "that's my little red race car garage. so later that night the boy ask's the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She say yes and they pull down there pants and the boy try's putting his little red race car in her garage but it won't fit down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up stairs flips on the lights and see's blood on the floor the mother ask's "what happened the little girl say's "we tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn't fit so i cut the back wheels off"