Girl Jokes

i was talking to my friend and he said "I lost my virginity to a girl and then she stopped coming to school" and I said "probably because she was fired"

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Little girls are like basic math, if there under 13 you do them in your head

A girl named Sally has no arms. "KNOCK KNOCK" She never answered...

what do u say to a girl with two black eyes nothing you told her twice

A blond haired girl, a brown haired girl, and a ginger haired girl were out walking when the came across some tracks The brown haired girl looked at them and said, "I think they are elephant tracks." Then the ginger haired girl looked at the tracks and said, "No way they are definitely duck tracks." Finally the blond haired girl bent down to examine the tracks when she got hit by the train.

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me: so you two girls are from England girls: wales me: oh i see, so you two whales are from England

fat kid jumps in the pool. the popular girl: I thought there was going to be a tsunami. the fat kid: I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean.

What's the worst part of Breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice until she finally gets it.

What’s the difference between a masquito and a blonde girl.

One stops sucking when you smack it.

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Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.

Why are the twin towers and after the girls kill all boys are similar? There used to be two but now there's one...

Unknown be like: Wah wah I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better...what a shame.

My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She's got my sister's eyes.

Boy:*Scares girl* Girl:GOSH YOU SCARED ME, JESUS Jesus:*Arrives out of nowhere and said wut is it hooman I got work to do* Girl:What work? Jesus:Coming out of nowhere when people say "jesus"