A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months she woke. She asked the doctor "hows the baby?" "You had twins" the doctor replied. "Your brother named them" the woman said *oh no not my brother what did he call them?" "He called the girl Denise" "what about the boy" the woman asked the doctor said "denephew"
The Bigfoots had a campfire one Bigfoot Asked what sould we roast next the other Repiled maybe a penis and a girl 👩🏻
Jump in the cadillac girl lets put some miles on it
This 15 year old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed unfortunately it killed her dad because it fell off the wall
(Do you get the joke)
(Her dad was on her and it fell and killed him)
What’s the difference between a masquito and a blonde girl.
One stops sucking when you smack it.
How do you turn a cat into a fish
Tell your girl not to wash down there
I said i was going to my flat i really meant ya girl
What’s the difference against mountain and ur girl
Atleast the moutain has 2 hill
Had an amazing night with this girl woke up and it was my aunt now I’m inlove
In a deep village in Germany old man asked his granddaughter "what are you doing?". His granddaughter replies "removing polish with chemicals". Grandpa said when I was younI did the same.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex.... He died of hearing aids
I say a little girl crying and I said where is your parents that day I got fired from the orphanage 🤪
how do you get the emo girl out of the tree
you cut the rope
My Crandall just be smashing more than u ON DA GIRlS and he was slapping yo girl last night harder the WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
I was in the bedroom slapping ur girl, harder than will at the oscars
I hope death is a girl that way it'll never come for me.
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while, and says: "Long time no see!"
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
I know how unicorns make baby’s the dad put his horn in the girls but hole
Why dosened the Orphin date the girl because she is a homei
