how do you get the emo girl out of the tree
you cut the rope
Don't you just love wrecking little girl's pussies. Like the tight feeling is just amazing. The great amount ecstasy you feel when you cum and they get all squirmy. It's just the best.
Ok boys are known to measure there dicks but do girls measure there depths?????
Why do girls not have balls
Because they don’t
This Anorexic girl wanted to fight me I told her that I would roast her but she didn't have any meat
i always woder what girls are thinking about. mabe balls
I told a diabetic girl to have sweet dreams...
she died the next morning.
I saw a fat girl with a 'Guess' t-shirt, so I said, "286lb."
Men and women are not equal. Speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable. (Sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell? We're not sexist men, you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, man were created before woman. Search it up in the Bible or online.
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic
Plus she's too young to smoke
A boy walks up to a girl and says " i would tell you a joke about my dick but it’s too long" then the girl say’s " yeah, i would tell you a joke about my pussy but you’ll never get it."
Lucas is a baby a little girl ooo
Say Hey your pretty then she'll say omg thank you so much or something cringe then you say pretty f ing ugly aha gottie
This girl came to me and said "I got raped in my sleep" I replied "I done it as a joke" -April 1 2020
What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?
There is no difference.
They both got split open by a huge log.
A man walks into a bar and sees a jar full of money and he asks the bartender what's up with that jar of money bartender says you gotta do 3 task he takes the shot of Jack and the customer says what are the tasks he says the 1st one is but the 1st 1 is I got about a 12' gator in the back that's got a bad tooth and you gotta pull it he says all right what's the 2nd 1 he said I got a big old girl upstairs that aint had no loving in a long time you gotta make her smile he takes another shot of Jack he said all right what's the 3rd 1 he said you see that horse outside you gotta make him laugh and cry Guy goes upstairs goes out back comes out to the front comes back in the other customer said give him the jar The guy says I took care of that lady's tooth and I made that alligator smile well how'd you make the horse laugh he said easy i told him I had a bigger deck then him bartender says how did you make him cry he said easy I showed him
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq I never had kids
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
what hits the ground first a apple or a emo girl..... the rope would catch her
I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.
