Girl jokes

You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"

How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?

I was walking this hot girl home, then she noticed me, then the walk turned into a run.

Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.

I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪

How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?

You cut the rope.

Don't you just love wrecking little girl's pussies? Like the tight feeling is just amazing. The great amount [of] ecstasy you feel when you cum and they get all squirmy. It's just the best.

Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?

Why do girls not have balls?

Because they don’t.

This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.

I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.

She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm

I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.

I told a diabetic girl to have sweet dreams...

she died the next morning.

I saw a fat girl with a 'Guess' t-shirt, so I said, "286lb."

Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?

We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.

Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.

Plus, she's too young to smoke.

A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."

Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."

Lucas is a baby, a little girl, ooo!

Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"

This girl came to me and said, "I got raped in my sleep!"

I replied, "I done it as a joke."

-April 1, 2020

What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?

There is no difference.

They both got split open by a huge log.