How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti meatballs
So two people are on a date and the guy says “wow you are so beautiful” then the girl says “you just want to have sex” then the guy adds “SMART TO!”
There was once a young sister who never got anything good for her birthday, and she was sick of it. So one day the girl asked for a puppy, and the parents said yes. When she got the puppy, he was nice. But the puppy needed food every two minutes. The parents eventually the parents got sick of it and came up with a plan. Two weeks passed and the younger and less fat sister asked where her other sister was as she wanted to play barbies. “And also, why haven’t you been feeding the dog? He needs food you know.” The parents only answered with “oh! Yes, you can have a room all to yourself now. And about the puppy..he won’t need feeding for years.”
How to get a girl in three steps: Step 1: grab a pillow Step 2: grab a blanket Step 3: keep dreaming
A man was shaving in the bathroom when all of a sudden Bubba, the boy he payed to mow his lawn comes in to take a piss. The man can't help but look over his shoulder and he is surprised at how well endowed he is, and he asks: "Bubba, whats your secret?" Bubba replies: "Well, every night before I get in bed with a woman I whack my dick on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!" The man was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night, before he went to bed with his wife. So he got to bed and whacked his dick on the bedpost three times and the wife wakes up and says "Bubba, is that you?"
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl? Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her
Hey girl are you an orphan? Oh that’s right I’m your daddy.
Hey girl are your pants a mirror. ‘Cause I can see myself in them.
#pick-up-line
A girls pussy is a muff and when we have something against or mouths they say our voice is muffled so do I think the origin of the word muffled is talking while eating muff
i scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now i own her, only 3.99 with tax. Thats a steal and a half woopeeee!
Girl come hear my parents aren't home orphan mine are never
By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.
Hey girl are you my boss ‘cause you just gave me a raise #pickupline
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common they both wanna die and cut so they can die faster but they are already dead already dead to me!
My Crandall just be smashing more than u ON DA GIRlS and he was slapping yo girl last night harder the WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.” Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me”
is there a really annoying girl at your school and she so fake well say this...
me:hey i have a nickname for you her:really what ? me sweet-in-low her:why ? me:becuase your artificial
What do u call a pretty Indian girl? Bomb bae
hey baba girl I have balls you know
I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.
