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What does a pregnant slave and a pay less sale have in common? Buy one get one free

A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever, and his friend asked did you get any head and the guy said no I couldn't find it.

What do women and KFC have in common? After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

I was kicked out of a orphanage kitchen because I yelled hurry up some of us have homes to get back to.

I started a new job. My boss said "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky". I said "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick".

She said "how do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied "you just ask nicely

I asked the gym trainer what type of machine i should use to get the best looking women

He said the ATM outside

Dagger. This is to get your attention, for Dagger Jr. and I. We’d like to speak with you, and possibly Lynx, if we can find a time to all talk.

What do you call an lgbtq person getting grilled? lgbbq -not my joke

We should really stop making jokes about orphans, their parents will get mad.

Whats the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?

Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.

Why are Indians so good at football? Each time they get a corner they open a shop.

sometimes i get jealous when i see a gravestone

My wife told me she’ll slam my head into the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried —I think she’s jokindkdkslalkdlkfjslfjslksdlkfjuahehwhgwdklaljdf

My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal. I wanted to tell him “well can we get what we both want?” “ I was already planning on dying anyway.”