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Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Guess how I'm getting laid tonight?
"I'm stronger than you."
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. Do you know what he said?
"Get your paws off!" 💩💩💩
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
If a wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been muggled?
I have a riddle for you:
10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.
Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”
Once he eats it, he starts crying.
Why?
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.