Have you heard of the new sequel to "the exorcist"?
A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
Have you heard of the new sequel to "the exorcist"?
A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
what is the difference between a orphan and a apple
apples get picked
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas? I dont know, she's still trying to open it...
Q:what do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch {somewhere}
A: a couch potato HaHaHa
So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right? And I'm thinking to myself, "She's PROBABLY got AIDS." So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I'm positive. This gets me thinking, "Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!" "Who has my sister been hanging out with?!"
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
one day the teacher said "there are 3 birds on a wire, a shooter shoots one. how many are left?" the teacher calls on lil johnny. "none" the teacher said ''no but try again'' lil johnny says " none bc if u shoot one the rest get scared and leave" the teacher said'' not quiter but i like the way you think" lil johnny then says " alr teacher i have one for you. there are 3 women sitting on a bench, ones sucking it. the other its licking it, and the last on is bitting it. witch one is married?" the teacher then says "the one sucking it ofc" lil johnny then says "no the one with the ring but i like the way you think"