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What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.
5 knock knock jokes from best to corny.
1. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help getting in the door.
2. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, let me in!
3. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey isn't working, can you let me in?
4. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me, that's who!
5. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?
One day my sister was making hotdogs. My sister asked me if I wanted some. I said no. Then my sister asked my friend, and he always said no.
Then my sister said I have to eat it plain with no flavor. We have no ketchup, mustard, or onions. My friend said I got something to give it flavor. My sister said, "Okay."
My sister left the kitchen to get something. I asked my friend what are you going to do. Then he took the hotdog bread, opened it, and ran his penis all around it, and put some white cream that came out of his penis. I put the hotdogs on the bread. Then my sister came back and put hotdogs on the hotdog bread. I told my sister the hotdogs are ready. She ate them. I asked how were the hotdogs. My sister said, "I don’t know what flavor is this, but it is very tasty."
My face when vexbolts are getting more followers
Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired, they can keep going with their feet?
Beer Bottle: You break me, you get one year of bad luck!
Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!
Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
Get a calculator.
Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.
Get off of here, kids!
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
Why did the chicken crack the safe?
To get to her nest egg.
If a midget does meth, does he get high or get medium?
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
What does Jesus do when he gets nervous? He bites his nails.
Guys, say "A wrecked isle dysfunction" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. Do you know what he said?
"Get your paws off!" 💩💩💩
Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*
Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*
A question: When is (my name) happy?
Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*
Answer: Never, only a portion.
Friend: Do you need help?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.