What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD? A trip without kids.
So a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex, when he gets to the bar he brags about the different sex positions they used and one of the guys says "oh did you do head" and he responded with no I couldn't find the head
dark humour is like food, some just don't get it
Me: good night everyone My friends and family: night Me: *gets in coffin* My family: *stares at my friends* you aren't going to do something?!? My friends: *to my family* nope, this is normal.
What’s the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.
Why did the slave go to college? To get his master's degree.
get a calculator. ok anyways sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs)and her friend said it was 222 many,she got caught by the police and was taken to 51 street.she got arrested for x8 days,so she was BOOBLESS
finally some social platform where you can talk about muslims and not get bombed. obv, unless you share your residence.
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
why do orphan get to watch rated R movies because their parents can't stop them
what did the blind kid get for his birtday? Idk he still didnt look
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me: ...
Me: Bitch please.
What does a arubix cube and a man penis have in common? The More u play With it The Harder it Gets
Why did the orphan try to get hurt
Because than they would get surrounded with people who care about him
He looks around no one is there
The Good Old Days > You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
baked potato
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked👨🏿🦱
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser
One day my mom told me to take out the trash and I did . The next day mom asked me where is your sister and I said a garbage truck took her. Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left
