Cannibal eats missionary, gets a taste for religion
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
you should never try afgani weed becuse people in afganistan get stoned to death
What did the racist serial killer say to the cop?
“Wait, you’re getting paid?”
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me, on one hand there's dead babies! but on the other hand women get a choice
What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.
how do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed?- put velcro on the ceiling
ssundee: If this video gets to 100k likes ill post part 2 SSUNDEE WIFE: SHUT THE #### UP
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "where'd you get that lovely thing?" "Africa" the parrot replied.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
roses are red violets are blue I've got 5 finger she will get 2
I'll never forget my Grandads last words...SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both easy to lay. Both costly and time consuming to get rid of. .... What did saint peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly ? Wipe that Merc of your face.
What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
I won't reply on every jokes today because I want to say thanks (to everyone) for making funny jokes here... Every time I have a bad day (almost everyday), I always go here and read relatable jokes, its makes me happy and its making me less anxious. I am really stressed on my school works and everything, I feel that I'm being left alone. Everyone compares me to others and all I can do is listen. I don't get enough sleep because of it... Reading these jokes entertain me and making me laugh so hard. *I apologize for my grammar
My mom said the happier a person is when sick the sooner they get better.
So I went to the hospital hooked up everyone's breathing masks to laughing gas.
A man gets an email from his doctor
"Sorry for the delay on getting your prescription, it'll be at your house tommarrow"
The man thinks to himself "oh shit! Then what have I been taking?"
