What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.
1 like = 1 kid in my oven. I'm trying to get followers and comments, please.
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
When I'm bored, I go into an elevator with a full duffle bag. Once people come in and the door closes, I zip open the bag a little bit and whisper to it, "I'll get you some food once we get off."
I got a job as a pencil sharpener. I would tell you about it, but you wouldn't get the point.
What do you get when you cross jokes and cum?
CUMedy.
Why buy a pregnant slave over a normal slave? Buy 1 get 1 free. 😂😂😂😂
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.
Michael Jackson gets really ill, so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there, he says, "Am I in heaven?"
The doctor replies, "Nah, sir, we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward."
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What did Jenny get for her birthday after a car accident?
An amputation.
Why did the bum get a slap?
Because it was being too cheeky.
What did the mentally retarded kid get on his test?
Drool.
What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped.
Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.
