What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat miner.
What did the fish 🐟 get on his math test?
A sea plus.
How do computers get drunk
They take a screenshot
I asked a emo do they get jealous when their phone dies
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve
If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a Hit and Can't Run?
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, “Hey mister, it’s getting really dark and I’m scared.” The man replies, “How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
How do you get a nun pregnant? -- Dress her up as an alter boy.
What is a reversed exorcism ? It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body </3
Getting murdered by someone is probably the most intimate experience I'll ever have.
What's the difference between eggs, and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.
what do pedophiles and Xboxs have in common?
They both get turned on by kids
Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin
Teacher: People with Depression never get anywhere in life. Student 1: My mom has depression, but she died. Student 2: My sister has depression and she's going to Therapy. Student 3: My Dad Has depression, and he's Doing REALLY Well
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf??
A:Blue Cheese
Roses are red Violets are blue, I'd get in the van if I where you...
What do you get when you cross a panhandler and a politician and a lobbyist and a prostitute and a sodomite a Jehovah's Witness knocking on your door at your house to convert you to their religion
Roses are red My soul is black I am never getting My dad back
how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? a blender. how do you get them out? tortilla chips.
Why didn’t the Japanese guy get a high five? Cause Logan Paul left him hanging...
