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what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.

What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?

Buy one, get one free.

What did Hitler get for his birthday?

A G.I. Jew and an Easy Bake Oven.

A mirror and a beer bottle are arguing.

The beer bottle says: "If you break me, you get one year of bad luck."

The mirror scoffs: "Oh, that's nothing. You break me and you get 7 years of bad luck."

The condom overhears these arguments and walks off laughing.

Guys, we need to stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents might get upset. Oh, wait... never mind.

Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?

The tomato gets picked.

Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing, and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dad's pants. Little Johnny says, "That explains what the lady next door was doing."

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?

The apples get picked.

John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."

What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?

That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.

What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.

Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.

What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!

Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.

Kid: Why?

Dad: So you won't get bored.

A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.

What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?

"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"