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A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.
The Good Old Days.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing, and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dad's pants. Little Johnny says, "That explains what the lady next door was doing."
I told my mom to get rope for a project, and when she got home, I got the good old coat hanger out and hung myself up.
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.
Uh, six teachers are annoying. Thank God I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.
John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️