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What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I told my mom to get rope for a project, and when she got home, I got the good old coat hanger out and hung myself up.
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
Memes
Ohio getting out of hand
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
Uh, six teachers are annoying. Thank God I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.
John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.
So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...
...their new slogan?
The Quicker Pecker Upper.
Why doesn't Kermit the frog get married?
He doesn't like commitment.
What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking, JK Rowling.
What do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little Jimmy tries to take one?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead little Jimmy.
How did I get to Iraq? I ran.
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.