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Uh, six teachers are annoying. Thank God I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.
So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...
...their new slogan?
The Quicker Pecker Upper.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
I started a new job. My boss said, "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky." I said, "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick."
She said, "How do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied, "You just ask nicely."
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What did Hitler get for his birthday?
A G.I. Jew and an Easy Bake Oven.
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
Why canโt orphans get married?
Because they were already given away.
what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why donโt cheetahs get married?
They always cheat on each other.
Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
Why doesn't Kermit the frog get married?
He doesn't like commitment.
What do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little Jimmy tries to take one?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead little Jimmy.
What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking, JK Rowling.
How did I get to Iraq? I ran.
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.