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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
I got fired from a pickle factory for getting my finger caught in a slicer. They only gave *her* the day off with pay... unfair!
"Get a life, dum dums!"
Says the fucking moron.
Why are dead baby jokes always funny?
They never get old.
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?
Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.
39, 41, 43, AK, 47, AK-47. You get it? Lmao.
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?
Tan toes.
Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.
So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"
Do you get it? SEArch.
There is a Mexican sitting on a train.
The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."
The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.
Hey guys, the prank for today is when I lied about feeling sick so I wouldn't have to go to school.
Introduction: This prank was committed a week ago! Around 5:00 a.m. in the morning!
1. I got out some eggs, milk, salt, and a little bit of mashed olives... well those are the main ingredients.
2. I mixed it all up for about 2 mins just to make it look really like barf...no going to school today!
3. I put it under the sofa just to give it some solid scent to it.
4. I fixed my breakfast eggs and bacon. Then when my mom comes down I...PULL OUT MY FAKE BARF!!!!! News flash make a fake excuse for her to leave! My excuse is "I need something its in my room I don't want to get cause it would waste time".
She fell for it. Then I pull out my FAKE barf which looks like real barf. Then you say or I said "Mom I don't feel so good"! News flash: Don't over sell it think about all that boring school work! and guess what she fell for it so I spend all day doing nothing...absolutely nothing!
Well that's the prank. Anymore pranks you want ask me in the comment section! Byeeeeeeeeeee
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"