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Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP! It's rude and not even funny. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE!
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat.
When Canadians get hurt, they don't go "ouch," they go "ooch!"
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS.
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
How do you get ten babies in a bucket?
With a blender.
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Nobody, because chickens don't talk."
I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?
I used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but I had to give her anal resizing surgery first.
What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
Sisters before misters.
I hope you get better.
I love you.
Why did the chicken go to the mall?
To get new feathers!
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.