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Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
A farmer had a donkey and a dog. One night, he was getting robbed by a thief. The donkey told the dog to bark, but the dog refused. So the donkey brayed very loudly, and the thief ran out of the house, and the farmer beat up the donkey.
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There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
"Hipity hopity, get the f*ck off my property!"
Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!
What does a terrorist get for Christmas?
A C4.
Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.
"Go get me the lamb sauce!"
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeño business.
What does iCloud eat for lunch?
Your documents.
You think your friends get butthurt?
That's gay guys.
I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.
You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...