Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
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Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"
The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
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Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.
My wife and I went to the bar to get a drink, but 2 mins later, I see her dead on the ground. I guess she couldn't see the bottle flying at her face. Then I laughed and went home.
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
When your wife takes 30 minutes to get ready.
Me: Takes five minutes.
Me: Hun, you done yet?
"Hey, is that a peach?"
*gets slapped on the butt*
"Noted."
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
What did rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop and Smoke.
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
If I stepped on a Twix, would you get mad?
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
I did a walk today and walked today to get my car.
