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Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.

Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!

Why did the whale cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!!! 😂

Why are orphans different from apples?

Apples get picked.

There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!

Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.

"Hipity hopity, get the f*ck off my property!"

"Go get me the lamb sauce!"

Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?

I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.

Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?

Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?

Because they're so boron!

When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!

Try with a cucumber.

"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"

8 bit: Are you ok?

7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...

Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)

What does iCloud eat for lunch?

Your documents.

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the “shell” station.

What song is sung when conceiving?

"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"

If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?

What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?

A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.

What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?

Noise!