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What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.

8 bit: Are you ok?

7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...

Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)

What does iCloud eat for lunch?

Your documents.

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the “shell” station.

So 666-3629, so get it?

What sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller? A baby with a potato peeler.

Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.

My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^

Pontypool is rough.

Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?

Because they're so boron!

What song is sung when conceiving?

"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"

If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?

Why did Sellwood get named?

It is made of wood that got sold.

You: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Random person: Why?

You: To get to the idiot's house!

Random person: What?

You: Knock knock.

Random person: Who's there?

You: The chicken.

So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.

The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"

When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!

Try with a cucumber.

What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!

What's an orphan's favorite sport?

Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.

"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!

So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.

That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To try to get away from the man.

Why did the man cross the road?

Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.