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"Go get me the lamb sauce!"

Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?

I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.

Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.

There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!

Why are orphans different from apples?

Apples get picked.

"Hipity hopity, get the f*ck off my property!"

Why did the whale cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!!! 😂

What does a nosy pepper do?

Gets jalapeño business.

If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?

Worms and rotten fruit.

What's an orphan's favorite sport?

Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.

"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"

What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.

What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!

Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?

Because they're so boron!

Why did Sellwood get named?

It is made of wood that got sold.

You: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Random person: Why?

You: To get to the idiot's house!

Random person: What?

You: Knock knock.

Random person: Who's there?

You: The chicken.

What does iCloud eat for lunch?

Your documents.

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the “shell” station.

Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!