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Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.
My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^
Pontypool is rough.
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
How do you get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Doritos.
Why did the child cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.
The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?
You can't get either one at home.
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
In life you either yeet or get yeeted, or you beat or get beaten.
I guess I failed.
If I get an atom, I would split it with you.
For a while, lead was used in pencils, but... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.
My grandfather killed Hitler.
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