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Kim Jong Il: Knock knock.
Political Prisoner: Who's there?
Kim Jong Il: Boo.
Political Prisoner: Boo who?
Kim Jong Il: Boo hoo? Don't cry just because I executed your wife and enslaved your children. You at least get to eat today, my friend.
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
Humor is like food, not everybody gets it.
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.