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When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Quinn pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper 🍆🍔.
My sister got in a car crash a couple days ago. When she got to the hospital, the doctor told her that she needed to get metal mechanics in her leg.
She got really scared and yelled at the doctor, telling them that, “I will not get those implanted in my leg.” I guess she just doesn’t associate with knee gears.
You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!
A girl kept looking through the window whilst the boys got changed!
I, as a boy, was getting annoyed, so I found an interesting magazine in the corner. So, what did I do? Reload and fire!
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.
Chinese takeout $15.00, gas to get there $1.50. Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes... rice-less!
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
You should never try Afghan weed because people in Afghanistan get stoned to death.
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.
I’m in catholic school.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Uh, six teachers are annoying. Thank God I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
Why did the bee get married?
Because she found her honey.