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Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.

I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.

Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.

Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol

What do screen doors and blondes have in common?

The more you bang them, the looser they get.

I need to go to the hospital because I'm getting shot by a PUN.

Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"

Hi, I did not get it when I went home to walk home from home and walk, walk, walk.

What is a good night's sleep and what do I have for you?

Walk home from home and walk walk home and get a good night and night sleep good day today and walk home and walk walk home and take care and walk walk home 🏠 was good fun night night I had dinner 🍽 night night love 💗

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

Gloves!

JK, he hasn't opened it yet.

Where did Joe go after getting lost in a minefield?

Everywhere.

Want one way to get a free haircut?

Call the cancer hotline.

Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?

Because they’ll get stoned.

What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?

This is a pig problem!

Flat girls be like, "I will have breasts in the future." This is to all the flat girls: you will never get it.

What can orphans not get when playing a sport?

A home run!

Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?

Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

Jay-Z and B.

Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?

Because they can't get a parent's signature.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.