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What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get their FILLINGS fixed.
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
If two stoners get married, do they have joint assets?
What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.
Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
Two gay guys are in a burning building, who gets out first? The one on the top or the bottom?
The bottom because his sh*t's already packed.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen! Ugh!”
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and angrily sits down. She says to a man next to her “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.