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What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.
Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.
Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.
The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
You get a deep voice, you shit talk to 5 year olds.
Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*
Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*
A question: When is (my name) happy?
Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*
Answer: Never, only a portion.
Friend: Do you need help?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
Gloves!
JK, he hasn't opened it yet.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)