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How are rape and airplanes similar?

The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

Jay-Z and B.

Want one way to get a free haircut?

Call the cancer hotline.

Where did Joe go after getting lost in a minefield?

Everywhere.

Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?

Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.

Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.

What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.

Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol

Hi, I did not get it when I went home to walk home from home and walk, walk, walk.

Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"

What is a good night's sleep and what do I have for you?

Walk home from home and walk walk home and get a good night and night sleep good day today and walk home and walk walk home and take care and walk walk home 🏠 was good fun night night I had dinner 🍽 night night love 💗

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

Gloves!

JK, he hasn't opened it yet.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?

Time to get a new fence!

When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)

Stephen Hawking only went to hell because he couldn't get up the stairway to heaven.

You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.

What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?

A sad news story.

Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!

I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.