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Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get the black kids down?
You invite the Mexicans over.
Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.
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What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
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Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
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Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
Why didn’t the construction worker build a bridge?
He was scared to get across.
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.
Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.