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Why don’t Indians play soccer?

Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.

There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.

Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?

Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"

If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.

I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!

When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.

Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.

My wife got mad at me because I took our life savings and brought golden retrievers.

Like, bitch, we can get gold because of these golden retrievers.

Jorden Calerendiá.

I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.

A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.

Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"

Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?

A: Apples get picked.

Why do gay people get bad grades?

Because they don't get straight A's.

How is sports like regular life for orphans?

They don't get picked for either.

What do you say to the orphan?

"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"

How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?

You put Velcro on the ceiling.

How do you get the black kids down?

You invite the Mexicans over.

Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.

Deez nuts, can we get much higher?

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Why did the terrorists crash?

They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.

Lol.

Why are apples and orphans the same?

They always get picked on.