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Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.
Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE
Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk?
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
He didn’t, there was no lift...!
Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.
Why did the guy get the hose?
Because the girl was smoking hot.
my mexican mom be like
A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"
She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."
The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"
What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it?
The no-bell prize.
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast.
Why did the camel cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass.
Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get ahead, so they ended in a hare-tie!
When your wife gets pregnant and you don't want a kid, just come on down to Momma Mia's Pizzeria and abortion clinic!
I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?
Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one!
Can I get a Hoyah?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
Little Johnny meets Big Suzy.
Little Johnny and Big Suzy got together.
Little Johnny still regrets getting together with her to this very day.
The end.
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.