I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.
Then it hit me.
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Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?
A: With a blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Chips.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. ππππππππππππLol
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?
A wet pebble.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.
What time is it when you get home?
Fun game to get.
Q: Why canβt orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they canβt get back to home.
When I get hungry π
Get confused with Confucius!
What is a difference between a tree? Tree π² was the day you get.
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?
Other: What's snoo?
You: Not much, how 'bout you?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
