Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
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Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!
My wife got mad at me because I took our life savings and brought golden retrievers.
Like, bitch, we can get gold because of these golden retrievers.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
