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Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the “utter” side.
Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.
How did Sally get a free trip to Hawaii? She washed up on shore.
What makes you guys high?
I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope they hung themself in...
Hiiiiiiiii, I said, Man, want candy? Me, YESSSSSS! Me, gets kidnaped.
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.